Star Wars quotes in bed.

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• MadassAlex

  2011-07-06 03:11:26

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  Impressive! Most impressive.
  
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:11:53

  I see you have constructed a new light saber.  Your skills are complete.  Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen.
  
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:24:03

  $80+ per session

  You came in that? You're braver than I.
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:25:08

  The alliance...  Will die.  As will your friends.  Good, I can feel your
  anger.  I am defenseless.  Take your weapon.  Strike me down with all of
  your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:26:29

  $80+ per session

  -fucks Moerin-
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:29:52

  I'm looking forward to completing your training.  In time you will call me master.
• MillerCross

  2011-07-06 03:31:04

  You can change. You can.

  If you strike me down and I'll become stronger than you can possibly imagine.
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:32:24

  $80+ per session

  There's always a bigger fish.
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:32:54

  Good.  Use your aggressive feelings, boy.  Let the hate flow through you.
  
  ...Y'know it feels kinda icky that I'm getting a lot of these from Palpatine. >.>
  
• Forzare

  2011-07-06 03:34:06

  Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.

  Palpatine probably got all the bitches
  
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:34:45

  $80+ per session

  You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!
• MillerCross

  2011-07-06 03:34:52

  You can change. You can.

  Palpatine was a pervert, we all knew that. He even genderbended at will!
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:36:30

  If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!
  
  ...Yeeeaaah I'm starting to get a creepy child molester vibe from Palpy now.  Huh.
  
  
• MillerCross

  2011-07-06 03:37:51

  You can change. You can.

  Calling him Palpy is not helping. >_>
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:38:57

  Patience, my friend.  In time, he will seek you out, and when he does,
  you must bring him before me.  He has grown strong.  Only together can we
  turn him to the Dark Side of the Force.
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:39:13

  $80+ per session

  And now I'm imagining Moerin with Palpy...;-;
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:41:47

  And you, young Skywalker...  We will watch your career with great interest.
• MadassAlex

  2011-07-06 03:42:34

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  He will come to me?
  
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:43:01

  $80+ per session

  Save me, Obi Wan. You're my only hope.
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:43:36

  The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:46:02

  $80+ per session

  HE KILLED YOUNGLINGS
• MillerCross

  2011-07-06 03:46:04

  You can change. You can.

  Darth Vader: He is here.
  Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
  Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. 
• MadassAlex

  2011-07-06 03:47:13

  One foot in front of the other, every day.

  Caused by a lightsaber, this wound was not.
  
• Moerin

  2011-07-06 03:47:33

  Lord Vader... Rise.
  
  ...Aaand I think I'll leave it at that for the time being. >.>
  
• Vivi

  2011-07-06 03:48:25

  $80+ per session

  (one more)
  
  HUR HUR HUR HUR!
  
  (sand people)
• MillerCross

  2011-07-06 03:49:03 edited 2011-07-06 03:49:21

  You can change. You can.

  Well, that made me rise.

  
  

  Yes, I'm bored and I felt like posting that. -shrug-
• Counterclock

  2011-07-06 04:00:52

  Belief

  Some of these are hilarious, but this quote is just... well, here it is, from the first movie.
  
  "
  You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?"
• Electivirus

  2011-07-06 04:30:25

  USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
  
  ...Wait.
  
• inkblot

  2011-07-06 05:29:48

  000

  Laugh it up, fuzzball.
• Vorpy

  2011-07-06 10:40:01

  ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

  Captain Solo is coming with me.