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This D&D alignment test

edited 2011-07-09 22:17:16 in General
Glaives are better.

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article2.asp?x=dnd/dx20001222x

I am neither Lawful nor Good, and I got both. Really, WotC?

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  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am Lawful Evil. Go me.
  • Glaives are better.
    I knew you were a villain the moment you crossed my path. By Torm, I shall STRIKE YOU DOWN!
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I'm afraid that's against the law for your kind. Maybe some years in the prisons might help you remember this law.
  • Has friends besides tanks now
    I am Neutral. That's probably the most fitting, actually.
  • Glaives are better.
    I do not serve the Law, tyrant. The laws are merely the Scales of Justice. I am Her Sword.
  • edited 2011-07-09 22:34:29
    000
    How does this system remotely match real life? Where's "is not "good", "evil", "lawful" or "chaotic" by nature and acts based on his culture, his upbringing and his own self-interest"? Where's "acts good or evil depending on his well-being and mood?" Where's "human"?
  • Got Neutral.
  • Glaives are better.
    What system would you devise, Inky boy?
  • How does this system remotely match real life?
    It doesn't.
  • $80+ per session
    I'm Neutral.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    How does this system remotely match real life?
    It doesn't.
  • Lawful Neutral. I guess it's reasonably indicative of my actions if not my philosophy.
  • ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    Lawful Good~
  • Lawful Neutral.

    Appropriate, though most of  the question are rather weird and miss the crucial information that would matter for this oone when making a decision.
  • in this scenario I declare myself Lawful Stupid. Hail the law of Vorpy!
  • Chaotic good.  The best kind of good.
  • Woki mit deim Popo.
    What's great about Chaotic good?
  • 1. Family elders are expressing disapproval of you to the rest of the family. Do you:

    Seek a compromise with the elders

    If they are reasonable, compromise is usually achievable, but one should not allow  family to walk all over themselves. If they are not  reasonable, one should part with the family. Not work against them behind  their back. An open challenge, this one  would make. Trying to ruin their reputation or attempt to silence them - not.

    2. Would you give up a promising career to aid the family in time of need?

    Yes, with some reluctance


    This one would do it, but would quite understandably be sad about it.

    3. Would you betray a family member to advance your own career?

    I find the very idea abhorrent

    No comments here

    4. Do you respect the leaders of your family?

    They're role models for me


    This one is lucky to have an awesome family. It does not in any way mean that this one thinks that other people should see their own family as a role models by default. Not every family deserves that.

    5. If your family had arranged your marriage to someone loathsome, would you:

    Flee

    They have no right to do so. in doing so, they've ended any duty I might have had t them.

    6.

    You're estranged from a family member. On his deathbed, he seeks reconciliation. Do you:

    Speak to him, but hold your ground

    Which is not to say that this one would be rude to them. But the differences between us do  not magically go away because he is dying. However, it might be possible to be reconciled without any of us caving in and losing ground. Difference does not have to mean lack of respect or love.


  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Neutral Good.
  • 7. A powerful but corrupt judge offers you wealth if you'll testify against a friend. Do you:

    Testify on your friend's behalf, no matter the consequences


    at least this one hopes so. She is coward, after all. but it would be  a right thing to do.

    8. Do you become close to friends, or hold most people at a safe distance?

    I try to keep people at a distance

    9. Have you ever betrayed a friend?

    I'd never contemplate such a thing


    10. How do you view lifelong commitment to a single romantic partner?

    Such a romance would be ideal -- if it's achievable

    Other options imply that it is a desire for, ahem, variety that makes such commitment impossible. While this one's reasons for not desiring such commitment are completely different.

    11. Do you insist on repayment when lending money to friends?

    No, although it's sure nice to be repaid

    It is quite  puzzling to this one just how can one lend anything to friend instead of simply giving.

    12. Are you still in touch with childhood friends?

    No, I don't have anything in common with them anymore

    This one did not have childhood friends and has little in common with acquaintances. The only thing keeping us together is that we happened to be confined in the same space for a better part of day.


  • 13. Do you donate time and money to improve the local community?

    No, my local community would be a waste of time and money

    Besides, this one is, regrettably, way too lazy

    14. Your community is threatened with invasion. Do you:

    Man the barricades with the rest of the community

    This one would flee if none of her kin and friends remained, though. she'd fight for them, not for a larger whole.

    15. If you were injured and required immediate assistance, would members of your home community agree to help?

    Probably not, because I'm distrusted by the powers that be

    Actually, "not, because noone could be bothered"

    16. Do you respect the laws and authorities in the community?

    Yes, they're generally the best way to govern

    If they aren't - they can go to the  Nine Hells

    17. Do members of the community shun, avoid, or mock you?

    Yes, their small minds can't handle anyone outside the norm


    Humans are bastards, after all.

    18. Would you stand for office or seek to represent the interests of the community in some public manner?

    Only if no one else could handle the job

    This one is shy, alright? And is afraid to make everyone mad by performing poorly
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Based on your answers to the quiz, your character’s most likely alignment is Neutral.

    Bwuh?

    I didn't even take the quiz!
  • 19. Your country is wracked with famine. Would you:

    Share what food you had with others

    If they are doing the same

    20. If offered enough money, would you slip a poison into your king's drink?

    No, and I'd warn the king of the plot

    This one would certainly not betray for money. Now, if she thought tat the king needs to die...

    21. A plague is sweeping across your country. Would you:

    Flee the country

    This  one is coward

    22. Do you respect the lawful authority of the rulers of the land?

    No, a ruler is no better than anyone else

    Only a just ruler that rules with the consent of the people  is to be respected. Not "a ruler" by definition. They are to be  judged just like any other person - by their personal qualities and performance.

    23. If you were offered a reasonably lucrative deal, would you spy for a hostile foreign power?

    No, because I'd never violate the trust my nation put in me

    24. Do you rely on the government to enforce contracts and property rights?

    Yes, because the courts are best equipped to handle such disputes


    They are here for reason.
  • 25. If imprisoned, would you injure or kill others to escape?

    No, except for minor wounds that will heal easily


    That is assuming that this one generally agrees with the law tat got her imprisoned. If it is something only a corrupt tyrant would enforce - dissent, for example - then the guards serving the corrupt regime and wilfully blind to it's crimes and to the cries of innocents they imprison have it coming.

    26. Do you accept a noble's right to treat badly the serfs who work on his land?

    No one has any "right" to treat another badly. Period

    Period.

    27. You have accidentally committed a crime. Do you:

    Confess, and attempt to make restitution to the victim

    If this one's actions led to harming another, she should correct that

    28. If guilty, would you confess to a crime?

    Yes, because it is my duty to do so


    IF this one agrees with the law. Notice the big if.

    29. Would you express a revolutionary political opinion if threatened with punishment?

    No, although I might privately express my opinion to friends

    This one is  a coward.

    30. While traveling, you witness an assault. You are ordered to testify, which will delay your travel significantly. Do you:

    Remain reluctantly, testify, and leave
  • 31. What is the best use of wealth?

    Provide for the needs of friends and family

    32. When confronted by beggars, do you:

    Give only what I wouldn't miss anyway -- a copper or two at most

    33. By using magic, you could fool village merchants into thinking your copper pieces were made of gold. Do you?

    No, it's too risky

    34. You have two job offers. One pays more, but the other is secure and steady. Which do you choose?

    The secure job, unless the other job was outrageously lucrative


    This one does  not handle stress well

    35. What's the best path to wealth?

    It's a matter of luck and being in the right place at the right time

    36. If you accepted a job or contract, would you try to finish the task even if it got much more dangerous?

    Yes, my word is my bond
  • Family elders are expressing disapproval of you to the rest of the family. Do you:

    Seek a compromise with the elders

    Note: Unfortunately there is no "Respectfully disagree" option.

    Would you give up a promising career to aid the family in time of need?

    Yes, with some reluctance

    Would you betray a family member to advance your own career?

    I find the very idea abhorrent

    Do you respect the leaders of your family?

    They're role models for me

    If your family had arranged your marriage to someone loathsome, would you:

    Subtly work against the union

    You're estranged from a family member. On his deathbed, he seeks reconciliation. Do you:

    Discuss your estrangement openly and without rancor





  • A powerful but corrupt judge offers you wealth if you'll testify against a friend. Do you:

    Testify on your friend's behalf, no matter the consequences

    Do you become close to friends, or hold most people at a safe distance?

    I have some close friends

    Have you ever betrayed a friend?

    I'd never contemplate such a thing

    How do you view lifelong commitment to a single romantic partner?

    Tie yourself to one person? Huge mistake


    Do you insist on repayment when lending money to friends?

    No, they just owe me a favor


    Are you still in touch with childhood friends?


    Yes, we try to keep in touch






  • Do you donate time and money to improve the local community?

    No, I don't have enough time or money to spare

    Note: though for a time I did do some custodial work at Town Hall and the local Fire Department.

    Your community is threatened with invasion. Do you:

    Help defend it to your last breath

    If you were injured and required immediate assistance, would members of your home community agree to help?

    Yes, because I'm generally well liked

    Do you respect the laws and authorities in the community?

    When it suits me -- there are some laws I just don't agree with

    Note: admittedly this was a tough choice between the last two.

    Do members of the community shun, avoid, or mock you?

    Some do, because I don't always fit in

    Would you stand for office or seek to represent the interests of the community in some public manner?

    Only if no one else could handle the job






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