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So, I've been home by myself all day and

MadassAlexMadassAlex
edited 2011-07-10 23:37:18 in General
One foot in front of the other, every day.
I'm paranoid that there's a vampire around, waiting for my moment of weakness.
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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Do you have your wooden stake with you, Buffy?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Vampires can only get in if you invite them.
  • MoerinMoerin
    What kind of vampire?  Is it Dio Brando?  Oh god I hope it's Dio Brando mmmm~ ^_^
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Ask for its vampire ID card.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    edited 2011-07-10 23:42:13
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I don't have a wooden stake, although I might be able to dismember it.

    My best bet is a kitchen full of implements and my blunt steel training sword, which could do some mean blunt damage with the pommel.

    Perhaps garlic.

    I would identify it, but it won't reveal itself. No matter how many wine glasses I smash.
  • BobBob
    It's not the vampires you should be afraid of.

    It's the werepyres.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Play any version of the Vampire Killer theme from Castlevania.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Tried that, no luck.

    I'm sure it was attracted to this, though. Listening to that is when I got my first glimpse of it.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Most importantly, if he does look like Bela Lugosi, just recite lines from Plan nine from outer space. That's bound to make him flee.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Your vampire likes Touhou music?

    Fucking veeaboo.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    weeavue?
  • BobBob
    Silly, that's not a vampire, it's just a weeaboo trolling for some century-old-loli goodness. No need to worry. Not unless...

    ...You're not a little girl, are you?
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    @ OP

    Dude, I think you been reading Twilight too much.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Shit. How do I tell if I'm a little girl or not?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Try playing "My Immortal" by Evanescence.  See how your suspected vampire reacts.
  • MoerinMoerin
    edited 2011-07-10 23:49:47
    ^^ You can't!  Because everyone is a little girl, deep inside~ ^_^
  • BobBob
    Alex: Watch MLP. If you like it, you're a little girl.
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-07-10 23:50:34
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ^^ That wears a frilly dress?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Check your kitchen for garlic powder. Also, roses and crosses.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I don't have time to establish whether I'm a little girl or not, I'm pretty sure the vampire is closing in.

    But it has to be careful to use the shadows.

    I don't know why.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    No, you must dismember them completely and burn their bodies.

    Because Twilight vampires aren't pussies who die in sunlight or get stabbed in the heart.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-07-10 23:52:54
    [tɕagɛn]
    How to tell if you're a little girl:

    >rip off all your clothes
    >Run outside
    >violently beat the shit out of somebody
    >check the assualt charges to see of they say if you are a little girl
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    How to tell if you're a little girl:

    Post a picture of yourself on 4chan.

    If the word 404 is mentioned, you never lose.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Vorpy, how did you identify the vampire from where you are?

    Wait.

    Didn't we establish that you're a vampire?








    GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    VORPY IS A SPY VAMPIRE
  • MoerinMoerin
    ^^ And get into mine~  I, uh, kinda have a thing for, uh, blood, see, and, uh... >.> <.<
  • BobBob
    A thing for blood, eh?

    If Vorpy doesn't show up, give me a call. >;3
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Women and blood?  Sound like there's a bad joke in there somewhere.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    The last vampire I had to slay had been picking off hospital patients.

    It'd take on each night, drink a little of their blood and use the rest to paint their room.

    It didn't even have to kill them for its fill; it just did to send a message.

    -lights cigarette-

    Vampires are the scourge of humanity, Moerin.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Meh. Vampires are okay.

    Now, if Vorpy was a succubus....
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