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So, I've been home by myself all day and

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  • MoerinMoerin
    edited 2011-07-11 00:28:15
    ^^ Yeah, everyone knows the best undead are mummies anyways.  Or Frankenstein's monster, if he counts.
  • BobBob
    Vampires suck, no pun intended. Werewolves are were it's at. >:3
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I personally have a soft spot for succubi, which is probably why I don't have a soul.

    Werewolves are not as annoying as vampires.
  • DYREDYRE
    If Daybreakers taught me anything, it's that vampires are highly prone to exploding upon the slightest provocation.  So, you should be careful around vampires if you don't want to be caught in an explosion.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am a succubus. Lilitu breed, with some Agrat Bat Malhat and Naamah strains as well.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    But you said you were a vampire.

    And there was that whole episode in Afjhdadaland or whatever.
  • MoerinMoerin
    Well, there are succubi who are always vampires, right?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    it was in Aruba

    hoe cud u forget

    Natalee Holloway was killed there
  • BobBob
    Werewolves aren't annoying. <:<
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Succubi are demons, vampires are undead.

    Chastity is super effective against one, silver against the other.

    This needs to be clear, combating the forces of darkness is serious business and the Vorpypire is still in my house.


  • BobBob
    I've dealt with the Vorpypire before. It's really simple to get rid of one. All you do is lace your dick with poisons and, if you can, try to grow some thorns on it. Works like a charm.

    ...Granted, your dick will become a weapon of sheer destruction and terror for the rest of your life, but it's worth it.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    The more spikes and poison you put on your dick, the more painful it's going to feel when it fucks you with it...:?

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Due to my battles with the forces of darkness, I already ejaculate a deadly neurotoxin.

    Should I just fap in the direction of the Vorpypire?
  • BobBob
    For best results, stick it in her pooper.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Vorpypires are buttshy so that should work.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Okay, so I have to buttrape the Vorpypire with my neurotoxin dick.

    Now I must strip, and pray that I find it before it finds me.
  • MoerinMoerin
    ^ Welp, there's something I thought I'd never hear again. >.>
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Again?

    And the first bit, or the last bit?

    xD
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