You can't drink bear in the US until you're 21

Hatter · 2011-07-11 23:41:20

I can serve in the military and possibly die in the service of my country.

I can drive a motor vehicle.

But I can't enjoy a nice cold bear with my friends.

That's fucked up.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-07-11 23:42:40

I don't think most people drink bears afterwards either.

inkblot · 2011-07-11 23:42:55

A. Are you making fun of me? Not that i don't deserve it...

B.

Vorpy · 2011-07-11 23:43:12

Bear doesn't get you drunk though. Drinking bear turns you into a man.

Stormtroper · 2011-07-11 23:45:34

I'll rather drink some eel.

Icalasari · 2011-07-11 23:49:32

A REAL man BREATHES bears!

DarkDecapodian · 2011-07-11 23:58:19

'Enjoy' a nice cold bear? I thought you hated furries?

Hatter · 2011-07-12 00:02:53

Life lesson #1: Animals are not furries.

Otherwise, I'd attack lions at the zoo, yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG" and "GB2 AND FAP 2 STARFOX, FAGGOT."

DarkDecapodian · 2011-07-12 00:05:24

While that whole scenario is stupidly hilarious, I was referring to the common belief that furry = bestiality. And what is enjoying a bear if it is not bestiality?

Vorpy · 2011-07-12 00:05:55

^ But....but...lions are furries, if the furries aren't incorrect....

Hatter · 2011-07-12 00:07:05

If this board weren't marginally worksafe, I'd post my picture of beartits. It's pretty fucking enjoyable.

inkblot · 2011-07-12 00:07:43

Beer are not anthropomorphic, so they're not furries. Period.

Vorpy · 2011-07-12 00:07:54

Links are okay

Hatter · 2011-07-12 00:14:30

http://www.filedropper.com/1305171033460

DarkDecapodian · 2011-07-12 02:06:03

^^^ Great, now I want to see what a half-human, half-beer looks like. And I'm not talking about a Queenslander, hyukhyukhyuk.

Icalasari · 2011-07-12 03:11:08

Hatter hates furries?

...*Hides membership card from him* :-"

MadassAlex · 2011-07-12 03:14:26

^^ I laughed, well done. Gold star for you.

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DarkDecapodian · 2011-07-12 03:14:26

^^ WELL HIDING THINGS DOESN'T WORK IF YOU ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE, NOW DOES IT!?

^ Danke. I'm a Queenslander myself, but also a teetotaller. Which just makes me half-human./jk

Icalasari · 2011-07-12 03:15:52

^ MAYBE IT DOES!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-12 07:57:20

> 'Enjoy' a nice cold bear? I thought you hated furries?

I thought you hated necrophilia.

The_Edge · 2011-07-12 08:01:33

I hate how bars refuse to serve miners as well.

DarkDecapodian · 2011-07-12 08:01:42

I'll say this in necrophilia's favour, at least you're guaranteed a good stiffie.

Sorry, that was a real groaner. And speaking of groaners, I think the last one wasn't quite dead.

Hehe, I could go on all night...and I did!

...I'll stop now.

Kino · 2011-07-12 09:10:52

Alcohol, driving, and firearms; call it the holy trinity. There is no country(Somalia doesn't count) that lets you have all 3 when you turn 18.

Out of those 3, there are only 2 you actually need; guess which ones you can get before you turn 21 in the US?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-12 09:20:03

> implying that i necessarily need firearms

Kino · 2011-07-12 09:22:57

If you live out on a farm or in the boonies, you sure as hell do.

The_Edge · 2011-07-12 09:24:53

I need a gun. I live in a neighborhood with a roving pack of chihuahuas. At least that takes care of the bear problem.

DarkDecapodian · 2011-07-12 09:27:06

Chihuahua gangs, man. Fuckin' loco the lot of them.

The_Edge · 2011-07-12 09:39:58

Have you ever seen a man mauled by a pack of wild chihuahua?

I haven't but I assume it's a real horrorshow.

Icalasari · 2011-07-12 14:02:21

If you are beaten by a pack of chihuahuas, then you LET them eat you, so you don't have to live with the shame

The_Edge · 2011-07-12 14:15:34

Notice that the roving pack of chihuahuas took care of the bear problem.

Kino · 2011-07-12 14:26:40

Just get a .22; the ammo is dirt cheap.

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