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It begins

HatterHatter
edited 2011-07-17 23:31:52 in General
Glaives are better.

A spider just crawled across my computer screen. I killed it.

Soon the others will come.

But I am prepared.

I have brought a weapon.

Comments

  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Another just crawled across my hand. They're getting bolder.
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    I wish you luck in your war against the spider menace, my brother. 
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    GLORIOUS NEWS

    I have killed the large spider that attacked me last night. A great victory, battle-brothers!

    But the night is still dark, and full of terrors. If I do not return by tomorrow afternoon, assume the worst.

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Just until you find spider webs all over your bed. While not a lot, a subtle line of web across the room just above eyeline is enough to let you know, "tonight, you."
  • BeeBee
    YOU FOOL

    You should've gone for the alliance option.  They're great for keeping the swarms of those damn sugar ants under control.  :P
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.

    HAHA! A mighty victory! The spiders fled before the holy might of my lamp, as I purged their filth with a long-handled broom thingy!


  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    I'm rooting for the spiders. ::::D
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Go away, Poniboy, you're no Ozbourne anyway.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    I like how Hatter likes to pretend he's some amazing alpha male, and yet is afraid of spiders.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    > ::::D

    i c wat u did thar
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Spiders are scary. Especially when they're waiting in your bedroom, waiting for you to go to sleep.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭


    Spiders lay eggs in orifices
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    edited 2011-07-18 14:00:28
    They're somethin' else.

  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    For some reason I'm regretting not taking that copy of Diablo 2 that was up for grabs in my dorm several years ago.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    OH NO HATTER LOOK OUT
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