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There are no recipes for cooking people on the internet.

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inkblot

2011-07-19 00:51:27 edited 2011-07-19 00:58:45 in General

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Seriously, internet, this is where you draw the line? You have instructions for building IEDs, instructions on how to commit murder and get away with it, images of people being mulitated and dogs being tortured, snuff films and CP, but nothing on how to properly cook people? Fuck you. I found this, but it's just bread designed to look human.

(I do not actually want to eat people.)

(No, seriously.)

(I know I look more guilty the more I deny it, but if the previous two disclaimers haven't convinced you, listen to this one).

V, Well, that would make my IJBM moot...

EDIT: I found a very-NFSW video of a man cooking a placenta. Close, but no cigar.

Comments

Vorpy

2011-07-19 00:52:05
☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

I can tell you how if you promise not to feel creeped out.
Bob

2011-07-19 00:55:16

We know you don't want to eat people.

Just underage anime girls, like all good tropers. ^_^
MadassAlex

2011-07-19 00:58:26
One foot in front of the other, every day.

I expected this to be a Vorpthread.
Nyktos

2011-07-19 03:06:08 edited 2011-07-19 03:07:43
a little muffled

Not quite what you ask, but there is this.
Bob

2011-07-19 03:24:37

>Bob Arson

How dare that asshole take my alias / porn name!
SotiCoto

2011-07-19 04:18:19 edited 2011-07-19 04:19:33
RE-ANIMATOR
IanExMachina

2011-07-19 04:42:05
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

Humans are meat mainly, so you'd do whatever you'd usually do with say pork but instead use human flesh.
nohaynicklibre

2011-07-19 06:57:17
Kichigai birthday!!

There's a whole community of people who eat placentas (is that the plural? I don't know) They have recipes and
all

Actually, I found a link
vacasama

2011-07-19 07:41:57
Woki mit deim Popo.

Did this topic get locked at tvtropes?
Iaculus

2011-07-19 08:03:51

The Church of Euthanasia has a rather infamous article on this, though as a trollsite, I'm not sure about its reliability.
Crimson

2011-07-19 08:05:46
Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

Please, real cannibals just eat a fresh corpse raw. Hearts first. Y'know for the courage.
SotiCoto

2011-07-19 08:30:47
RE-ANIMATOR

... Church of Euthanasia, you say? o_o;

...... Trollsite, you say? O_O;

^ Liver first. Always the liver first.
Ponicalica

2011-07-19 08:38:30
(void)

@SotiCoto That alien looks stoned.
ColorPrinter

2011-07-19 08:41:15
ʍɥɐʇ po ʎon ɔɐll ɐ ɾoʞǝ ʍıʇɥonʇ ɐ dnuɔɥlıuǝ

His human withdrawal is starting to kick in.
SotiCoto

2011-07-19 08:41:47
RE-ANIMATOR

^ type "To Serve Man" into Google Image Search.
I discovered all those books in WB cartoons by that title were references to a Twilight Zone episode.
Nyktos

2011-07-19 14:28:58 edited 2011-07-19 14:29:07
a little muffled

@Iaculus:
The Church of Euthanasia has a rather infamous article on this, though as a trollsite, I'm not sure about its reliability.
I already posted that...
Chagen

2011-07-19 14:33:38 edited 2011-07-19 14:33:44
[tɕagɛn]

That article is disturbing. Even if it is a troll.

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