I CAN'T HAVE EGGNOG

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 02:20:39

DAMN LACTOSE INTOLERANCE!

>.> I'll need to take a crapton of those lactase pills if I don't want to be stuck in the washroom

Just... FUCK! I really like Eggnog too!

This Christmas is gonna suck ;.;

Bob · 2011-08-27 02:28:52

This Christmas is gonna suck ;.;

For you it is!

DonZabu · 2011-08-27 02:33:38

-splashes a glass of eggnog onto Bob on Ica's behalf-

Bob · 2011-08-27 02:34:44

-moans and rubs it all over herself like that one chick did with that soap on top of that car in that movie or commercial or whatever-

DonZabu · 2011-08-27 02:36:34

Oh dear, Bob, that shirt you're wearing is soaked something fierce. Might wanna take that off before you catch cold.

/PREDICTABO

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 02:37:28

I'm not sure whether to be angry or aroused now

Bob · 2011-08-27 02:40:39

-takes off her shirt and continues rubbing the eggnog all over herself, all whilst taunting Icalasari quite mercilessly-

DonZabu · 2011-08-27 02:41:25

How depraved of you, Bob. That's positively depraved.

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 03:22:00

^ I've seen more depraved

Counterclock · 2011-08-27 03:24:52

More Eggnog rubbing in this thread?

Predictable!

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 03:26:41

^ Or is it?

Forzare · 2011-08-27 20:55:27

I thought this was going to be about how you can't have eggnog because it's not Christmas, and I was ready to be all "I know that feel, bro."

IanExMachina · 2011-08-27 20:56:49

It seems like really weak custard.

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 21:10:19

^^ It's already in stores here

^ So Custard is Eggnog x 1,000,000?

?

IanExMachina · 2011-08-27 21:16:43

^

I have no idea we don't drink custard in Britain, we only pour it on desserts.

Trust americans... *rolleyes*

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 21:49:38

^ But I'm Canadian

IanExMachina · 2011-08-27 22:06:52

^

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Seriously though Eggnog is North America/Canada stuff really, haven't seen anything like it in Europe.

Icalasari · 2011-08-27 23:12:59

^ You must come to Canada and try some then

IanExMachina · 2011-08-28 10:14:03

Does it taste like custard, as the ingredients make it seem like it would be custard?

If it does, then no.

Magus · 2011-08-28 13:16:29

It's custard-y. It has a lot of cinnamon and other sweet herbs, so it's got kind of a spice as well.

I'm referring only to the non-alcoholic version, of course.

Stormtroper · 2011-08-28 13:52:40

Seriously though Eggnog is North America/Canada stuff really, haven't seen anything like it in Europe.

There's something similar in Venezuela, also served around Christmas.

Icalasari · 2011-08-28 14:13:36

^^^ Never had custard, so I don't know

DonZabu · 2011-08-28 17:22:35

I just realized what I should've embedded a long time ago:

IanExMachina · 2011-08-28 17:27:30

^^

You've never had Custard....?

What is the alcoholic version like, as that at least sounds like something more enjoyable.

Icalasari · 2011-08-29 01:09:39

^ Only had the non alcoholic eggnog

And nope, never had custard

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