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My Friend's Bed Keeps Me Awake

TheConductorTheConductor
edited 2011-08-29 02:24:06 in General
Because he's homeless and his bed is a park bench.

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  • WaltzyWaltzy
    D:
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    So you have sleepovers with him apparently? What do you guys even do?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    What do Hobos in general do?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Panhandle, from what I've seen.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Try to convince you they need the money for anything else than drugs, and spend too long thinking what kind of food they want if you offer to buy it for them instead.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    One time I was jogging alone on a trail around dusk and this hobo crossed my path and his sweatpants were falling down and he tried getting me to stay and talk to him.

    At least I didn't give out my real name that time. x////x;;
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I gave a hobo a dollar once.

    It was not a very eventful story.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I gave a hobo some money.

    Because she was old and outside during the fall.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    It took me a second to realize you did not mean you pushed her over.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    O_o
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Well, it always takes me a minute to remember that you call autumn 'fall'.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I've had some sleepovers with homeless friends.

    They lived in an abandoned brewery, and were pretty decently set up in there. I mean, we hoisted bedframes and couches and stuff up the wall with rope. It was pretty awesome, actually. And we got sticky lights and put them on the ceiling in some places. Back when those guys were homeless, I had all kinds of adventures.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I think people live in the abandoned dairy building here.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Alex. that sounds.... I don't know.....

    XD
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ... like an adventure? Just like I said. :D
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I've never met anyone homeless.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Alex. More like a misadventure actually >_>


  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    You should've seen the place! We made a door for the main room to protect from crackheads. 8D And there were these huuuuge silos we could get to the top of and see the entire suburb from up high. And it was right near where I worked at the time, so I'd drop in there from time to time.

    I remember once buying everyone pizza and spending the night getting high. Then I got high in the morning and realised that I should be at work. So I showed up to work stoned out of my fucking mind, but my older brother was manager so it was all cool. He didn't even scold me or anything. xD
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Squatters don't really count as hobos, methinks. Most of the time they have their stuff sorted and actually leave buildings in a better state than if they were left derelict.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Well, homeless is homeless, you know?
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    They have a home of sorts. Then again, I don't know how professional and settled squatters are in Australia. Up until recently the government was pretty lenient towards squatters here in Holland, so those guys actually invested time and effort in the maintenance of the buildings.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
     Then again, I don't know how professional and settled squatters are in Australia.

    They have a union and everything.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I remember my older brother telling me about an abandoned theatre where he spent a few months squatting. Apparently there were a few dozen squatters living there as a community and helping eachother out. An accident involving a lighter and spilt booze burned the place down, though. :/
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Apparently there were a few dozen squatters living there as a community and helping eachother out.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    It's kinda amazing what people can do starting from nothing.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ That is... Amazing
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