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Odd Fetishes and how people sometimes wish it was real

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2011-09-28 00:05:45 in General
No rainbow star
Bet people wouldn't be as aroused if the fetish became real Voreaphiles - Bet you would be running if somebody wanted to actually eat you Furries - Would be less like the pictures and more like making out with a cross between a victim of hyperthrichosis and your pet dog Macrophiles - Not so attractive when you can see every flaw in the skin Inflationists - I think there would be more panic if somebody saw someone rapidly inflating Don't know much outside of that

Comments

  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I'm sure nothing would go wrong with my yandere fixation. Yep. It would all go perfectly.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-28 00:07:03
    No rainbow star
    Ah, yes, forgot that one

    I would mention necrophiles, but they get aroused by the whole real part anyways, so it's a moot point...
  • EvergreenEvergreen
    This is why I'm happy that my fetishes mostly aren't that odd! As I found out in person with Frances, my love for gloves was easy and harmless to satisfy.

    Well ok, there's a bit of risk potential in my desire to get kidnapped...except it would mostly harmless if done by female friends that I completely trusted. That's why you gotta be specific with things like this!
  • BeholderessBeholderess
    This one's fetishes are of the sort she won't want to experience in real life.

    But what is so strange about it?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The complaint is about those who can't separate fantasy from reality.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Yep

    Heck, even if my fetishes became true, it would require very strict guidelines (such as being proven safe enough to try out) and the understanding that I may most likely be horribly disappointed in it at the end, since fiction tends to out perform reality
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    ^^^^Necrophilia is actually seperated into ten different subtypes, some of which avoid the real part.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ ಠ_ಠ wut
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I find it disturbing you know this
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Which it?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    What it do you find disturbing?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Necrophilia is actually seperated into ten different subtypes, some of which avoid the real part.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Ah
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-09-28 09:52:44
    Clean your room little Billy

    This list is sure to be soul destroyingly horrific. I need it in my life. Pwease?

  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-09-28 09:40:23
    You forgot the BDSM fetish. :P

    It IS real (not counting the fetish culture), and it's considered horrifying by most.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    ^ Really? Maybe it's because discretion is still kind of a thing IRL and the desensitizing effects of the net, but I thought most people had moved pass BDSM as it's conventionally understood and turned their attention to necropedozoophilic vore or whatever the flavour of the week is?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ They'd eat dead baby mice for sexual pleasure?

    ...Or shove themselves down the throat of a dead baby hippo?
  • BeholderessBeholderess
    Necropedozoophilic vore is merely liking to eat chicken, no?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Maybe veal?
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    You'd have to get sexually aroused by eating the chicken.


    Underage chicken, too. The mind boggles.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    More like eating while humping it.
  • BeholderessBeholderess
    Hmm, yes, veal is more appropriate
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