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Apparently my porn stash is a tool of the devil which will destroy me.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-10-03 20:10:10 in General
[tɕagɛn]
Yes, mom. The devil clearly told me to collect porn to destroy me. Clearly I did not simply collect it because it appeals to my sexual interests. And fuck you, I'm not repressing my sexuality solely to appease you. There's nothing "unhealthy" about it.
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  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-03 20:11:44
    Mea culpa
  • AHRAHR
    Porn.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    From the stuff you're into, I'm not so sure about that last part...

    Just sayin...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Depends. I wouldn't say diapers are particularly unhealthy...
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Excuse me for finding this hilarious.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "From the stuff you're into, I'm not so sure about that last part...

    Just sayin..."

    It's not illegal, for one. And it's not like I have a warped view of women either.
  • MoerinMoerin
    ...You have a porn stash?  What is this, the '90s?  Dude, you've got the internet.  You don't need a stash anymore.  There's a whole wide world of smut out there right at your fingertips!

    ...Or, um... So I here.  Ahem.  Cough-cough. >.>
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-03 20:14:04
    ^^^Same. Hence the song link.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Moe: I like to save my favorite images for access later, you know.

    This was a porn stash on my Ipod.
  • MoerinMoerin
    Why the hell would you have it on an iPod of all things?  So you can wank whilst waiting for the bus?  Or is it just for a nice morning wank around the block?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    the only reason why i would even consider that is if i was ogoing somewhere without internet
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-03 20:21:19
    ^^But you see, in God's plan, he made the devil so much stronger than a man!
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Moe:.....So I can look at porn while in bed?

    I sleep on the couch in my house. I don't have a room at all. I can't just go get the computer, plus my parents are always walking through the living room.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    SATANAS SATANAS SATANAS
  • MoerinMoerin
    Well, I only see one option here.

    Castrate yourself.

    Then you won't feel the urge to wank in bed ever again! b^_^d
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    But then pissing would be hard
  • MoerinMoerin
    edited 2011-10-03 20:28:28
    That's what catheters are for, silly~! ^_^

    Now hurry up.  That penis won't cut itself off, after all.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    >Catheters

    Don't those burn like a motherfucker though
  • MoerinMoerin
    SHUT UP AND CUT OFF YOUR PENIS
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-10-03 20:33:25
    Okay, that was a bad idea.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Yeah Chagen, do you want to be like Love Happiness?

    DO YOU?!
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Dude, I know about Love Happiness, I followed him and that thread because he was sheer lulz personified.

    That, and he's like a car crash. You can't look away.
  • MoerinMoerin
    Do it!  Prove you've got balls!

    By cutting them off!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    That would actually be a viable way of proving the existence of your testicles. 

    Of course, I'd only recommend it if you were a corpse and it somehow came up during the trial about your death.

    "who killed chagen?"
    "Let's ask his balls!"
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Goddamit Juan, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
  • BobBob

    I don't care if it's not relevant, I don't get to link this video that often.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    why do you people like that video so much
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-10-04 02:52:22
    Billboards make me moist. Come on, you should know this by now.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    edited 2011-10-04 11:21:35
    ^^^, ^^ I can't play Before I Clicked On It anymore, after spending so much time here knowing who made threads became an unconscious thing.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    I used to rely on borrowing my Dad's porn stash as a teenager. Not that he knew, I hasten to add - at least I hope not.


    A few years ago I actually mentioned this to my Mum, after we had both had a couple of drinks. She was highly amused by the whole thing.

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