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"Overly long speech" revenge fantasies
At least gouging out someone's eyes is guaranteed to produce the desired physical effect.
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it's invariably an improvement,
This probably won't surprise anyone much, but in real life people who take brutal revenge don't usually give you a big speech about it beforehand, for the obvious reason that they don't want to tip you off that they're about to take brutal revenge.
To quote Henry Hill from Goodfellas: "If you're part of a crew, nobody tells you they're about to kill you. There aren't any great arguments or curses. Your murderers come with smiles."
Which is actually a lot scarier than some enraged nerd diatribing at you.
I think it is generally a better idea to just write a series of essays if you want to make a point like that instead of awkwardly inserting it into a narrative. That being said, I suppose the narrative technique is actually somewhat effective. I hear that plenty of people have said that reading Atlas Shrugged or Ishmael changed their lives forever. Personally, that worries me a bit, but whatever.
Revenge fantasies in general just seem counterproductive to me. I believe that forgiving other people can actually make you feel better. Imagining disturbing ways of getting back at people will only keep how you have been wronged in your head and thus make it that much harder to let go. In the extreme, I think this can mean that you start dividing people into overly simplified good and bad categories and ultimately never give people a second chance once they do something to harm you.
We all fear you and your awesome might