I'm considering becoming a stripper

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-07 04:44:17

Provided that I can clean myself up I hear it's pretty good money and I think I can learn to dance. I'll have to see if my girlfriend is ok wiht it.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-05-07 04:45:26

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Tnu1138 · 2011-05-07 04:47:50

What? A job is a job and a well paying job is a good job to have.

ninjaclown · 2011-05-07 04:54:18

Christopher Lee, HOW COULD YOU ;_;

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-07 05:00:23

Guys amusing as this may be i'm dead serious.

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-05-07 05:17:25

"Who else imagined Christopher-Lee-as-Dracula posting his desire to be a stripper?"

Same.

^I uh... have no response here.

Iaculus · 2011-05-07 05:23:08

Hold on, why does this sound so intriguing to you? I doubt it's the only decently-paying job out there.

For general consumption, an interesting article regarding male strippers in Canada.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-07 05:28:14

it's awel paying job and I get to make the men and the ladies happy. besides it sounds fun and it's a decent middle finger to the social right.

Iaculus · 2011-05-07 05:36:57

You confident in your looks, then? Because they're a pretty significant part of what you're marketing yourself on.

Tnu1138 · 2011-05-07 05:40:44

yeah that's what i'm worried about i'm not that attractive as far as I can understand it i'm very boney and I need to smooth out some edges.

Forzare · 2011-05-07 09:01:58

MousaThe14 · 2011-05-07 09:04:05

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Myrmidon · 2011-05-07 09:06:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Gelzo · 2011-05-07 10:40:55

nohaynicklibre · 2011-05-07 11:24:53

Ok

BecNoir · 2011-05-08 05:27:54

Guys amusing as this may be i'm dead serious.

ಠ_ಠ

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 06:33:33

Hh...

This is a thing.

Komodin · 2011-05-08 06:36:25

What.

Vorpy · 2011-05-08 10:39:15

You wouldn't have the attention span to be a stripper, I should know. You need lots of discipline, patience and practice.

Komodin · 2011-05-08 10:41:01

And good looks.

nohaynicklibre · 2011-05-08 10:41:11

Also, if you ever eat a Nutella toast, you should eat it with the Nutella side facing down, that way it falls in your tongue and it's tastier

Komodin · 2011-05-08 10:52:58

Also, always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded.

Vorpy · 2011-05-08 11:19:27

The one thing that most wrippers never consider is customer service or cardio. You should know the longer you can last out on the walkway, and the more "happy" you make your viewers/customers, and even the additional options you can provide them under the table, the more likely you will make the studio more company and keep your job when the next hot bitch comes along.

Myrmidon · 2011-05-08 11:31:25

Are you speaking from experience, or do you just have stripper friends?

Vorpy · 2011-05-08 11:49:49

The former, latter, both and neither. Have a nice day, sir.

Myrmidon · 2011-05-08 11:56:43

Ah.

Bob · 2011-05-08 15:44:54

"And good looks."

In an ideal world, yes, but I have seen way too many ugly-ass strippers. Good looks is obviously not a requirement to be a stripper.

Still, OP, not gonna happen.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 15:52:26

It depends on where you live. An area with more stripclubs is going to have a higher demand for strippers, for example, but a smaller town will also have less of a chance of getting good ones.

Myrmidon · 2011-05-08 16:10:53

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-05-08 16:36:07

Fixed.

BecNoir · 2011-06-05 23:07:14

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