Fucking magnets (prolly NSFW)

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-09 14:07:56

It hurts.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-09 14:09:11

Get something softer. Like a piece of swimwear or something.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-09 14:10:53

What, to cover or to replace the magnet?

ColorPrinter · 2011-06-09 14:19:10

Sex with magnets? How does that work?

If you're a guy, I mean.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-09 14:30:21

So I used to think that "sex" meant penetrative sexual intercourse, but apparently many people use a much more expanded definition of it to involve many things whose only resemblance to potentially-procreative heterosexual sex is the presence of sexual stimulation.

Given that expanded definition, I have no idea. I guess he humps them or something.

^^ Either.

Nyktos · 2011-06-09 14:57:17

@ColorPrinter: Depends on the type of magnet, dunnit?

IanExMachina · 2011-06-09 14:58:28

If he had some horseshoe magnets of the right size or a small penis he could use the curve of the magnets in masturbation so that could count in his definition of sex.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-09 14:59:04

Then there's also the problem of getting stuck...

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-09 14:59:29

You're not magnetic, silly.

evilneko · 2011-06-09 16:26:27

MillerCross · 2011-06-09 16:28:34

Can't he be both?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-09 16:30:44

Or neither?

MillerCross · 2011-06-09 16:32:08

Well, if you're neither, you're a woman, so.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-09 16:33:15

Wait what no

MillerCross · 2011-06-09 16:34:39

Oh, ur taking me seriously. Charming. But it will only lead to despair.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-09 19:13:10

also inb4 animal magnetism

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