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Being a massive dick is considered bad, but having a massive dick is apparently good.

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edited 2011-06-28 01:38:44 in General
Tableflipper
How does this make sense
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  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    I was expecting Bob for some reason.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Would you explain the circumstances? I literally have no idea how you came to that conclusion : /
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    edited 2011-06-28 01:42:15
    Tableflipper
    Explain mine? Or do you mean Tnu?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Whenever I usually post in a relatively new thread, my post will probably always be directed at the subject, and the original topic, so yeah, that was at you :p
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    Tableflipper
    An oversized penis is considered positive and admirable.

    A jerk is considered unwanted.

    Both of those are massive dicks.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    The pun -_-

    Dear lord, I missed the pun -_-

    Ok then, I'ma go hang myself ^_^, I got enough rope here.
  • BobBob
    Voulez-vous emprunter quelques de moi? J'ai beaucoup de corde. :3
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    We're going to need more rope.
  • BobBob
    ..."We"? Que voulez-vous dire?
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Being a "dick" isn't about being a penis, it's about being a swear.
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    Tableflipper
    But there's cases where being called a swear is supposed to be a compliment.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    There are, but this is not generally one of them.

    More precisely, being a massive dick is about being an unpleasant, contemptible, and probably cruel or petty person.  Having a massive dick is something entirely unrelated to these qualities.
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    Tableflipper
    I guess it would be better to ask the question as "How did the word dick become something like X when having a penis is like Y?"
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    So it is bad to be an oversized anthropomorphised penis.... but it is good to be in ownership of a thoroughly unpleasant person? o_0;
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    Tableflipper
    The obsession some people have with hatesex makes it seem so.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Hatesex is the best sex.
    Primarily because violence is the best foreplay... and most people are only willing to get really violent with someone they really hate (unlike me, as I use violence as a form of affection, which is why I don't have a "partner").

    I'm just speaking from personal perspective of course.
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    @ Ed: Well, to be fair, it probably began as a general insult and evolved a more nuanced meaning over time.  Would a person who happened to be an actual disembodied penis be particularly smart, capable, athletic or interesting to talk to?  I'm thinking the intended implications were "probably not".

    You can say the same for similar anatomical insults, e.g. asshole, bellend, twat, tit, prick.
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    Tableflipper
    Wait tit is an insult?
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    "You look like a tit."

    "Stop being a tit."

    It's not a very strong insult.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    The strength of any given word as an insult depends entirely on where you live, of course.

    But pretty much any non-scientific word for "things polite people don't talk about in public" gets used as an insult sooner or later.
  • HatterHatter
    Glaives are better.
    Actually, larger penises do have certain unfortunate side-effects. For example, it's harder to maintain an erection, because it requires more blood flow to  the lower appendage. Also, if you're having sex with a woman, occasionally you hit oil. While this is financially beneficial, it is harmful to the woman and your bedsheets.
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    Tableflipper
    Also, if you're having sex with a woman, occasionally you hit oil. While this is financially beneficial

    ...wut?

    Also I already knew giant penises are not good.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-28 10:32:39
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Well... on the subject of the benefits of penis size... I'm aware there is an average optimal size below which it is unsatisfactory and above which it causes discomfort.... I'm also aware that optimal point varies depending on the woman's own genitalia.

    ... Honestly, I'm glad I don't have to worry about that nonsense any more. Sticking it in a hole that is too small hurts. And she was an adult at that. I hate to think how child-molestors manage it. Probably by having very small genitals.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    (unlike me, as I use violence as a form of affection, which is why I don't have a "partner").

    What the fuck am I reading oh god.
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    Tableflipper
    ^ Well there's BDSM...
  • BobBob
    ...wut?

    Psst, he's a virgin...
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Oh. Thank goodness.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    JAF is both, though. :p
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ^^^^ Don't like that. Mutual violence or nothing. None of that disgusting bondage crap, nor roles... ew.

    ^^^ Psst, I have a daughter...
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    She's talking about Hatter.
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