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Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

MyrmidonMyrmidon
edited 2011-05-18 20:26:46 in General
But it's attached to a pair of pants!
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  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Jesus Christ, botflies can get in your urethra now? That's got to hurt. 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Why is your soup attached to a pair of pants?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    "But sir only trousers have flies, I am french waiter so nyeh"
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-05-18 20:28:25
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^^^ oh god noooooooo
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    There is actually a paper of botfly removal from the penis, in the BMJ archives if you are registered and wanna read.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Waiter, this man has been holding his crotch near my soup for the last 20 minutes. If you don't get him out of here, I'm calling the police.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Abstract:

    "We report a case of penile myiasis in a Brazilian man caused by the larva of Dermatobia hominis. Myiasis is a parasitic disease of humans and other vertebrates caused by larvae of several fly species. Although urinary myiasis is well recognised, infestation of the genital tissue is a rare occurrence. Once the diagnosis has been made, the treatment is usually straightforward and uncomplicated."
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ...

    brb committing suicide
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-05-18 20:38:56
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    At least it's not a fish. 

    http://animal.discovery.com/videos/weird-true-freaky-fish-attacks-mans-urethra.html
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Just to drive the point home:

    Myiasis is an animal disease caused by parasitic dipterous fly larvae feeding on the host's necrotic or living tissue.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    NO

    NO

    NONONONONONONONONO
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    >the treatment is usually straightforward and uncomplicated.

    I don't know whether to laugh or quake.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    This thread is quickly becoming the worst thread.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-18 20:42:24
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    The fish with the spines right?

    I remember seeing the surgery performed due to the dpiky fins being stuck inside the penis, they had to 'widen' the meatus/hole to fit the surgical scissory things down to cut the fins from the body, then pliers of some sort to remove the spike.

    As the spines face the wrong way so they needed to go quite deep to extract the full spine length.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    WHY

    WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    >I remember seeing the surgery performed

    God's sake, why were you watching that?

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-05-18 20:45:03
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I suppose that it would work, theoretically, like a fishhook. Except in the urethra. 


  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-18 20:44:43
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    It was a documentary about the almost legendary status of the fish, worth watching as well how likely are you gonna be able to find out so much about it with reliable video evidence.

    Mainly to quick people out haha.

    ^Looks like a sadists sex toy
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-18 20:44:37
    ^^ That's it, I'm gay.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    well

    that's it

    time to go be an hero
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Ever hear of "Anal Dentata"?
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    It looks plastic.

    Also I think my genitals just went and hid back inside my body.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^^ Ever hear of tumors that have eyes and teeth in them?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-18 20:51:38
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Teranomas. So yes.

    They are cool in their own way.

    Also I was making anal dentata up (I hope)
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    I'm not sure whether I should be laughing or crying.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Crying.

    Definitely crying.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Masturbating furiously.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Like, with cramps and shit.

    Or maybe that's just the botfly in my arm. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    It's only serious if you actually cum larvae.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    No, that's from the one in my urethra, silly. 
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