Can a shoe box?

LouieW · 2011-06-09 21:56:25

No, but a tin can.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-06-09 21:58:39

I lol'd

Gelzo · 2011-06-09 21:58:47

The difference between a little pony and a pound puppy is that you can't little a pony.

And then there's roast beef and pea soup.

LouieW · 2011-06-09 22:00:31

What do you call a mischievous egg?

[A practical yolker. ]

Forzare · 2011-06-09 22:02:18

evilneko · 2011-06-09 22:02:56

Stormtroper · 2011-06-09 22:03:37

The OP joke made me laugh.

snowbull · 2011-06-09 22:03:45

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

LouieW · 2011-06-09 22:04:11

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

[Launch.]

Forzare · 2011-06-09 22:05:51

Nyktos · 2011-06-09 22:05:52

This is the best thread.

LouieW · 2011-06-09 22:07:19

What is striped and goes round and round?

[A zebra stuck in a revolving door.]

Gelzo · 2011-06-09 22:07:38

How do you stop a ten-ton elephant from charging?

Anything he wants! (Wait...)

Forzare · 2011-06-09 22:08:46

evilneko · 2011-06-09 22:25:25

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-09 22:32:05

"What is striped and goes round and round?"

Leliel.

MillerCross · 2011-06-09 22:38:53

That was awesome, Glen.

LouieW · 2011-06-09 22:53:04

glennmagusharvey,

I agree with Juan_Carlos, I thought that was pretty clever.

What bow can you not tie?

[A rainbow.]

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:37:47

Did you ever see an elephant fly?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:38:22

Well, I seen a horsefly!

And I seen a dragonfly!

Yeah, I seen a housefly!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:39:19

Yeah, I seen all that too!

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band, I seen a needle that winked its eye. But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything, when I see an elephant fly.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:39:32

What d'you say, boy?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:41:36

I said "when I see an elephant fly".

I seen a front porch swing...heard a diamond ring...I seen a polka-dot railroad tie! But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything, when I see an elephant fly.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:44:50

[mouth-imitation horn noises]

I saw a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck.

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck.

I didn't see that, I only heard.

But just to be sociable I'll take your word!

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat, and I just laughed 'til I thought I'd die!

But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything, when I see an elephant fly!

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-10 09:46:38

[awesome scat singing]

Well I be done seen 'bout ev'rything, when I see an elephant flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

...with the wind!

WHEN I, SEE AN ELEPHAAAANT...FLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

MadassAlex · 2011-06-10 10:31:04

Glenn.

That was beautiful.

;~;

MillerCross · 2011-06-10 11:01:44

Man, Glenn needs to make a thread where he talks to himself all the time.

It would be beautiful.

Ponicalica · 2011-06-10 13:50:47

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-10 14:14:21

Why did the old lady throw her clock out the window?

So she could watch time fly!

LouieW · 2011-06-10 14:19:46

When is a black and white dog not a black and white dog?

[When it is a greyhound.]

evilneko · 2011-06-10 16:23:02

Howdy, Stranger!

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