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My dad is dragging me back to Church.

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  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yes, but don't call me that.

    Vorpy, stop molesting people.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Does she have to stop?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Fargy is gay so it's not like it's doing anything.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    True, but I mean, if I was gay that doesn't mean I'm okay with every guy grabbing my ass.

    (Heh.)
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    edited 2011-06-26 11:41:12
    If Vorpy was a guy I wouldn't mind her feeling up my ass. As is she's a chick, so it's rather uncomfortable. 

    In other words, you best have a dick in your pants if you want access to mine. 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Does it count if it's somebody else's dick? -twiddles thumbs nervously-
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Vorpy, I thought I told you to stop kidnapping boys!
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    edited 2011-06-26 11:50:27
    No. It doesn't. Unless we're participating in some of the more interesting examples of TF porn. In which case if you're transforming into some other dude, then we're cool. 
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Well, I actually liked the service at Church. The sermon was quite interesting. I've actually had my faith re-affirmed. I'm glad I went.

    Plus, you know, free food. Can't go wrong with that.
  • BeholderessBeholderess
    Glad to hear it
  • RaddRadd
    I missed my service because I overslept. Now I'm sad.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    I've never once had to go to church with my family.
  • RaddRadd
    edited 2011-06-26 17:26:51
    Actually, there probably weren't much people because of the rain.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I believe that relationships with God should be personal and as such I find things like cathedrals, sermons, and open prayer ostentatious.
  • RaddRadd
    The Bible does idealize church throughout all of Acts.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    The bible also condemns people who publicize how devout they are, so there's a lot room for alternate reading in almost every subject, as history has made us very much aware.

    My beliefs aren't really what you could traditionally call Christian anyways, though, so...
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I like cathedrals.
  • RaddRadd
    You can go to church without publicizing how devout you are.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    CLEARLY I AM THE MOST PIOUS 

    CLEARLY

    ENJOY BURNING IN THE LAKE OF FIRE FOR ETERNITY BITCHES
  • AHRAHR
    I've had to go to church a few times.

    Not fun at all. And not just because it wasn't my religion. 

    All I know is, kneeling strikes me as kinda creepy.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I've had to go to church a few times.

    Not fun at all. And not just because it wasn't my religion. 

    All I know is, kneeling strikes me as kinda creepy.

    This.
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