Don't watch an anime named Boku

Myrmidon · 2011-07-07 22:03:54

Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fuck.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfuckING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bitch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fuckED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fuckING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfuckING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS

Still better than the book Wicked, though.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-07 22:04:29

hey-yo

Myrmidon · 2011-07-07 22:05:41

Myrmidon · 2011-07-07 22:08:38

I was going to post the other video, but I posted that instead because it's better.

Wicked223 · 2011-07-07 22:09:18

i need to know where this is from

Noimporta · 2011-07-07 22:10:51

Dude, this is older than old.

Chagen · 2011-07-07 22:10:54

I love how this guy is vaguely closeted homosexual.

Myrmidon · 2011-07-07 22:13:57

"Dude, this is older than old."

Noimporta, do you see this?

This is where the people who care live.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-07 22:16:17

On Mars?

Noimporta · 2011-07-07 22:18:13

Don't be silly, that's Pluto.

DonZabu · 2011-07-07 22:21:14

Pluto's too far away to get that good a shot. This is the actual photo:

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-07 22:21:59

So Pluto is Unicron?

ninjaclown · 2011-07-07 22:31:24

THE VIDEO VERSION

Forzare · 2011-07-07 22:46:41

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chagen · 2011-07-07 22:48:15

I must be one of the few people who actually wants to seriously watch Boku.

DYRE · 2011-07-07 22:48:50

Well, presumably people who like shota trap hentai would want to seriously watch it. It's just that that's a minority.

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-08 10:09:06

^I assume that isn't meant to be that UK far-right party?

Myrmidon · 2011-07-08 10:13:29

Boku No Pico is a deeply sociological and psychological work, with romance so tender it makes you forget how incredibly sad everything else is. It's also filled with explicit shotacon fanservice

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-08 11:13:04

No, that is Kodomo no Jikan.

Forzare · 2011-07-08 11:15:58

^^ YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Iaculus · 2011-07-08 11:24:29

^^^ That sounds like a quote from somewhere, Myrm. Sauce?

Crimson · 2011-07-08 11:25:03

Yo we heard you like philosophy. So we put philosophy in yo porn so you can philosphize while you fap!

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-08 11:29:11

Yo dawg I herd you like memes, so we put a meme in your meme so you can troll while you troll

Iaculus · 2011-07-08 11:30:46

To be fair, I think I'd actually like to see some legitimately good philosophical porno. Just for the novelty value.

snowbull · 2011-07-08 11:40:50

@Iaculus: It was a troper tale/sugar wiki thing (can't recall which) in which someone claimed Kodomo no Jikan was deeply sociological and psychological.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-07-08 11:45:48

^^ http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/07/06/nightdreams.aspx

Myrmidon · 2011-07-08 12:16:59

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IReadItForTheArticles

It was on this page, but then Cliche removed it.

Stormtroper · 2011-07-08 12:58:06

It was by Shifted, wasn't it?

Myrmidon · 2011-07-08 13:39:27

You mean Signed?

Stormtroper · 2011-07-08 14:11:21

That one.

DYRE · 2011-07-08 14:15:42

I do quite like Kodomo No Jikan. Though, even I would be pretty hesitant to claim it as a "deeply sociological and psychological work" when it appears to have a per-chapter quota of fanservice that it has to reach, regardless of what actually happens in the chapter.

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