I always miss the interesting threads

Stormtroper

^^^ You're just jealous because you aren't ruling burn huts, even.

Nyarly

If this was TVT, we would never have gotten an explanation
and this thread would have been deleted, too.

Considering IJBM's downwards spiral, it's just a matter of time until this is normal here.

MadassAlex

Chief Conqueror, Hun Tribe

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The Huns didn't sack Rome. The Germanic tribes prevented that by forming a united front with the Romans.

(Then the Germanics kicked Rome's ass, too! )

Myrmidon

Well I think the lesson here is that you shouldn't mess with somebody who is a Something Awful Goon. They will hit you back ten times as hard and you will not recover.

Counterclock

Really Myrm?

Being insulted on the internet is that crippling to you?

All Nines

He's referring to some joke or other. Its exact origin, I can't remember.

The_Edge

Someone is still talking about the lesson? Gee, no one really learned it anyway.

Myrmidon

This Troper just basically destroyed The Libby at his school with one of these in a My Space bulletin. For some background, The Libby spread a rumor two years back that I masturbated during class several times; it still haunts me to this day. I posted a bulletin about it, The Libby responded making fun of me and giving a failed one of these. This would be a World of Cardboard Speech if the point wasn't to insult her. And I quote: "I was trying to get through my bulletin without mentioning any names as to avoid a massive bulletin war, but you just had to start being a bitch. Which is nothing new for you—in fact, it's something you do almost every time you dilate the second anus right above your chin—but I digress. The "fucking retard" who spread that rumor just so happens to be you. How many times has your walking money pit fucked you today again? I'm guessing zero, you frigid bitch—you're probably too caught up in your ideals of "OMG, I'M GONNA SAVE MYSELF FOR MARRIAGE BECAUSE I'LL GO TO HELL OTHERWISE" to even put out to him. On that note, God doesn't love you. Hell, you're borderline proof that there isn't a god; no loving creator would make someone who's as much of a bitch as you are. Oh, and those puppies of yours. . . . I hope someone breaks into your house and fucking drowns them." See, this is why you don't try and make fun of someone who is not only anonymous, but also a Something Awful goon. They will hit you five times as hard, and you will not recover.

I was quoting.

The_Edge

That copypasta just makes me happy to be alive.

Radd

^^ He mad.