Platinum blonds

Hatter

I don't know why, but I don't trust them. Every time I see them, their pale hair always creeps me out, and I don't want to turn my back to them. 

Myrmidon

Ever seen Vertigo?

Hatter

No. Does it have to do with one handsome, clever man's battle with the blond hordes?

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Why are they called platinum anyway?

Hatter

Because platinum is paler than gold.

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Platinum isn't yellow in any sense though.

Or at least all the platinum i've seen ever aren't.

Crimson

Does this have something to do with the Sisters of Battle? Because platinum blonde any hair color + Paigeboy cut = sexy.

Hatter

No. The Bolter Bitches have white hair, which is sexy as fuck.

I'm talking about people in real life with really pale yellow hair.

InsanityAddict

You associate platinum blond with pr0nstars, therefore you feel intimidated by their implied sexuality(as in, libido, not gender preference).

MadassAlex

Personally, I think platinum blonde is kinda weird. It kinda comes across as... synthetic?