My sex dreams

Hatter

I had a dream last night. I was with a lady friend. We were walking through a park. She gets ahead of me, but I grab her playfully from behind - an embrace that quickly grows serious as I hold her gently against me. 

Then she turns to me, teary eyed, and says, "I don't love you. I've never loved you. I never will love you." 

And then, while I feel tears well up in my eyes and I reach out to touch her face, spiders.

Spiders fucking everywhere.

Guys, my subconscious is a total cocktease.

Forzare

Counterclock

Aww, you mean your dream stopped at the spiders? that was just getting good

All Nines

^^ GAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ;_;

Forzare

Waltzy

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX


NOOOOOOOO NOT SPIDERRRRRRSSSSSSSS

vacasama

GEET THE SPIDERRRRRSS OFF OF MEEEEEEE!

DarkDecapodian

....so kawaii .

Chagen

Spiders are cute~

Hatter

Great, they're gone. Probably because I turned on my lamp - the LAMP OF JUSTICE.

But do you know how much it fucking sucks to get cockblocked in your own dream? In real life, you've got that handsomer older brother, or that friend who attracts women like an otaku draws flies. In dreams, you're supposed to be the star and main character.

And after countless tries, I STILL can't lucid dream.

inkblot

NSFW

All Nines

^ FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Bob

^^Too anthro.

Schitzo

HUHEHAHAHAHA!!!