The Woman In Bed Next To Me

TheConductor · 2011-07-20 22:25:23

Is beautiful, way too good for me, makes me happy and is generally the best thing that's happened to me in a very long time.

I'm a happy Conductor.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-07-20 22:25:43

And this just bugs you?

:P

Forzare · 2011-07-20 22:28:51

TheConductor · 2011-07-20 22:29:35

Yes, INUH. It's the pressure :P

Hatter · 2011-07-20 22:30:13

Forzare, I know that feel. I know that feel too much. ;_;

Malkavian · 2011-07-20 23:39:44

ITT: BRAGGARTS AND PITY PARTIES!

Hatter · 2011-07-20 23:40:38

Self-pity parties, thank you.

Magus · 2011-07-20 23:59:38

Well, it looks like we've summarized the Internet. Time to go home.

Vorpy · 2011-07-21 00:01:11

I can convince the girl in a room around 7 feet away from me to sleep with me tonight once her boyfriend goes home.

I am a complacent Vorpy.

vacasama · 2011-07-21 00:32:03

You sweet talk her or something?

Hatter · 2011-07-21 00:36:43

Vorpy, stop rubbing it in our - by which I mean my - faces. We - that is, I - know you're an unstoppable sex goddess. Stop reminding us - i.e., me.

Malkavian · 2011-07-21 00:45:25

You're as attractive as you think you are. People want to fuck vorpy ~~because they're depraved~~ because of her confidence.

Hatter · 2011-07-21 00:48:05

I need to hit the gym.

But there is no gym.

And the ice cream store is within walking distance.

And it's fucking delicious.

Malkavian · 2011-07-21 00:51:18

There is always a gym somewhere.

WILLPOWER MOTHERFUCKER. EARN THAT GREEN LANTERN RING!

MillerCross · 2011-07-21 01:01:27

Or, you know, start doing push ups yourself. Gyms are just there for the instructors and for the equipment anyway, but you can start doing it in your own to lose a little weight and gain some stamina.

TheConductor · 2011-07-21 01:03:02

^^^^ This.

Note, I'm not saying I want to fuck Vorpy. Just that I agree with the sentiment that confidence goes a long way.

Malkavian · 2011-07-21 01:04:53

Also, you can walk anywhere.

MillerCross · 2011-07-21 01:06:08

Yes, but you don't get machine guns for arms like that.

But yeah, basically, that.

Vorpy · 2011-07-21 01:10:35

Hold on.

There's

Not enough

ROOM

To Draw.

TheConductor · 2011-07-21 01:26:43

AND NOW she's went to work...so now I'm all alone TT_TT

Vorpy · 2011-07-21 01:27:07

Well Conductor, it looks like I win.

TheConductor · 2011-07-21 01:28:59

Nuh uh! I win! Cause she'll be back!

Counterclock · 2011-07-21 01:29:15

Oh you two -_-,

Vorpy · 2011-07-21 01:47:26

Gooodnighty!
I'll draw porn in the morning.

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-21 04:37:16

@OP:

Stop posting snippets of your social life without giving some backstory. Is this the same brodette as you whiteknighted in your Tumblr dramaganza?

TheConductor · 2011-07-21 04:39:14

It's not no, it's my girlfriend who I have posted about several times on this board. In fact the start of our relationship and the drama it entailed was the subject of several threads of mines.

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-21 04:46:41

So she broke up with the original boyfriend and now has it with you? How'd that go over? No fear that if you get your head to far in the clouds you might delude yourself into thinking she can't pull the same stunt on you?

TheConductor · 2011-07-21 04:48:50

It's something I've taken into consideration and decided I'll take my chances. See the main difference between me and her ex is that I am not (in theory) an utter dick.

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-21 04:51:15

Good, that's pretty rational. My prying into your private life is satisfied.

IanExMachina · 2011-07-21 07:58:10

I'm in the same boat:

Happily with a girl who is great

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