"Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck"

DonZabu

I'm sorry, what?

RedEyedAbyss

"And watch, she gon' get donkey konged"

Shigeru Miyamoto must be...flattered.

GLORIOUSLeader

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Wicked223

His pockets are big and green (something to do with money I guess) and "rocket" is apparently slang for a blunt.

DonZabu

^ That's almost as convoluted as when Jay-Z said he was paying Dwayne Wade, and by that he meant he bought cocaine for less money than Young Jeezy.

GLORIOUSLeader

Yeah, my momma gave birth to a 10-pound, 6-ounce dream
(Dream dream dream dream dream)
And God said, look for the burnin bush, now I turned to weed
So I jumped in my shell when I saw my momma burnin trees (hey)
Hard white, I, trickle nickel bags
Ice cold true shit; in the booth with blue lips
On your grave like a tulip, in the bar like a pool stick
8-0-8 Toomp shit, Magic Mike, poof bitch!
Ain't nowhere to rest, nowhere for you to sit
I stole your couch and I took your truck to move it with
Sofa, any one of you wanna get to' up?
I'm a tattoo, Kodak you, close up
Ain't no UFO, no, Yela's a supernova (WOOF!)
Dogs are barkin as soon as that trooper roll up (WOOF!)
30 at 6, momma don't gotta load up
Cause I'm from the varsity of maybe hardly and RC Cola

Party in poverty with people like, "Yeah you're famous, so what? "
I bet you can't hitch that semi up to this tow truck
Rich with a hundred dollars, soul like a batch of collards
Yeah I'm pale but I'll impale you with an Impala
Roll with pimp scholars, +ATLiens+
A-L-A-B-A-M-A agains, come and check my weight again
Baby I know I ain't that crazy, the scale says heavy
Must be my dick the way bitches been hangin on it lately

I love the song and artist, but I have no idea what about a quarter of this means.

Chagen

I don't know what half of Fall Out Boy's lyrics mean as well, but that doesn't stop them from being pretty cool.

(The metaphor laden lyrics got worse as time went on though)

The_Edge

There was a car commerial a few years ago that used The Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" and featured very drivers and passengers singing or trying to sing along. It just kinda pissed me off a little because the girls trying to sing along were just "singing" the beat and then laughed because the song is "One Week". Anyone who hear that song knows about the fast paced lyrics. This simply caused me to rage at the TV "Fucking bitches! Just listen to the goddamn song if you don't know it!" Of course, I was screaming at the television and was stupid for doing so.