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A cat came out of nowhere...

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    No, you're my female avatar buddy, clocky.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    ^^ Sure, why not?

    ^ But my avatar is also female, so ha
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Shaddap, this cat is an exception, not a rule. I'm sure it's plotting my demise right as I'm cuddling him.

    just like me

    the cat is me
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You don't watch Doctor Who with me, so no, this cat is a different person/being.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Catgan?

    Yes, I know that pun sucks. It's 5:30 in the morning; I'm tired
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Catgan sounds like a bad Chagen related pun.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Cygat?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    You don't watch Doctor Who with me, so no, this cat is a different person/being.

    :<
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Oh god, what if the cat is actually the Doctor?

    ...and Cygan is also the Doctor, in a different regeneration?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...and Cygan is also the Doctor, in a different regeneration?

    That would explain why she hates the Doctor, actually.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Hmm...but the cat presumably doesn't hate the Doctor, if she's sitting there watching Doctor Who with you.

    Back to the drawing board, I suppose.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    To be honest, the cat was too busy biting my toe and sleeping on my chest for her to watch the ep. Probably should ask her about it later.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I would probably try to bite you too if you tried to make me watch Doctor Who ^_^
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    CounterCat.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Catductor.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Dammit, I miss my cats now.

    LUCKY BASTARD
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I would probably try to bite you too if you tried to make me watch Doctor Who ^_^

    Man, I missed how adorable you could be.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    omnomnom

    Juan tastes like banana coffee
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    hehehe.

    no stop it. damn it, cygan.

    --scratches you behind the ears and all that--

    in other news, this kitten is hyperactive. Woke me up via walking all over me. 
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I have a cat at my housesitting job. I like it best out of all the animals there. We have an agreement. It don't get in my way, I don't get in its. It comes in when i open the door, I keep its' food and water topped up. It goes out when I come over in the morning, I clean its' kitty litter once a week.

    Our usual exchange goes like this:

    Me: *nod*

    It: *nod*
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...

    See? They're already making deals together and cooperating. Tell you bro, end of the world at the hands of this cats and kittens
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Oreo usually has an agreement with me, He's like "I am a cat, I wish for love"

    and I say "Here, have some loves"

    and he says "I want mores"

    Then he fought the Trojan army.

    It was weird.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You called the kitty oreo because you nom on him, right?
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    I keep reading this as "a car came out of nowhere" and thinking "car accident nooooo!"
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    See? They're already making deals together and cooperating. Tell you bro, end of the world at the hands of this cats and kittens

    When I am Empress Cygan you will be kept in the kennels on the east side.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    Empress Cygan?

    -shudder-

    I fear the day.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    No worries. If there's a way in, there's a way out.
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    So, you're saying we should assassinate her when she comes to power?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I call him Oreo because he's black.

    I am not a racist.

    But honestly, while I'm hear, I'll tell his tail!

    It was after school, College Course school one day when I saw out of the corner of my eye.

    A small feline was nestled underneath the stairs of the apartment complex I was a part of.

    So, a bit... Pedantic from classes, I decided to check up on him, lo and behold was he calmer than snakes on a aerodynamic vehicle.

    I tried to feed him, to pat him, to cover him with warm blanketry.

    In the end, he looked at me like I was a crazy woman.

    It wasn't until that night that I heard the window rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

    But it was not just a tapping, with a meow meow meow, there was a Cat-thing, who was slightly tapping.

    Tapping at my chamber door.

    It was the cat I would call Oreo, so I let him it in and he's like.

    "I'll stay with you"

    and I'm like "I'm glad"
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Then, just to confuse you, every second Sunday while you are asleep I will have you transferred to the north kennel and watch you bump into the east wall trying to get out.
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