What if?

Icalasari

Inspired by a certain thread

A person makes a what if scenario. The next poster writes a sentence or two (or even a paragraph... Or heck, a whole story spanning multiple posts if they so desire, although prepare to be ninja'd in that case) about the what if. They then propose another hypothetical scenario

Example:

P1: What if Link was real?
P2: Then he'd be arrested for multiple break ins, but escape because he stores his stuff in hammerspace. What if dinosaurs were still alive?

And so on

I'll start with:

What if GLaDOS was real and had unlimited access to the world and resources?

gentlemanorcus

She'd execute everyone still making "the cake is a lie" jokes.

What if people who played CoD got transported into a real war?

Icalasari

They'd die horrifying deaths assuming they got no training. Any of them lucky enough to get a kill would go and tea bag the corpse before getting killed themselves

What if everybody had to speak in questions?

gentlemanorcus

I don't know, what?

What if the Germans won WWII?

Icalasari

Then we'd all speak German

And several races and religions would be eradicated

What if you had 24 hours to live?

nohaynicklibre

I'd try to stop getting ninja'd

What if you forgot how to do math?

gentlemanorcus

I'd become a cast member on Jersey Shore.

What would happen if the Japanese acted like Japanese people from hentai?

TheConductor

They already do.

What would happen if I became King of Scotland?

Icalasari

We'd all be doomed

What would happen if Pokemon were real?

Malkavian

Meowth would solved the economic crisis

What if your waifu was real?

Icalasari

I don't have a waifu, so... Nothing?

What if Samus was real, with all her gear?

Nyktos

she'd go try and find some aliens to fight

what if it didn't just bug you?

Icalasari

Then I wouldn't be here

What if Hitler was still alive?

Malkavian

Arthur Darvill would punch him in the face.

What if I were to clone myself?

captainbrass

That is impossible. FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

What if the world of My Little Pony was real?

MadassAlex

FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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I should totally clone myself.

Tachikaze

People would realise that with all the crap shovelling, maybe ponies aren't so awesome after all?

What if god was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, trying to make his way home?

DonZabu

He'd be making shouts in the street.

What if 50% of people had to ingest only solid foods, and the other 50% had to ingest only liquids?

Gelzo

Malnutrition?

What if fi tahW

Icalasari

Then rats live on no evil star

What if this was a report on what if's and you had to write a ten page paper, single spaced, size 10 font on it, due tomorrow?

IanExMachina

I'd ask for a clarified word limit, like any normal essay.

What if every head of state was assassinated at once?

Icalasari

Then world governments would collapse because everybody would be too paranoid to take the position

What if what if what if?

Naas_Human

Then then then then whatever.

What if you were ugly?

Malkavian

What do you mean what if? ;_;

What if I were beautiful?

Icalasari

Then you wouldn't be ugly

What if you were me?

Naas_Human

Then I would be you.

What if everybody had a Scottish accent?

Icalasari

Well things would start out normally enough. People would slowly get used to their sexy new accents. Then disaster would strike

People would slowly adopt more Scottish things into their lives. Drinking, fighting, playing the bagpipes. Soon wars would erupt all over the world, all over who is the true Scotsman. Humanity would die quickly and painfully

Eventually, there would only be a few survivors left. Vowing to never let this happen again, they would ban the accents and spend their final days restoring the Earth

Humanity would then go out not in a bang, but a gentle whisper



What if I actually spent weeks on writing the above?

Crimson

Then you just spent weeks writing 4 paragraphs.

What if I was actually a good writer?

Icalasari

Then you'd make millions and be the only member here charged a membership fee while being assured that everyone else has to pay it too

What if anthropomorphic animals existed?

707ruz

Furfags. Furfags everywhere.

What if I wasn't so easily distracted?

Icalasari

Then you would be less likely to go after this shiny penny

What if George Bush somehow found a loophole and got elected for a third term?