"Pockets on Shrek, rockets on deck"

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• RedEyedAbyss

  2011-07-26 21:26:01

  "And watch, she gon' get donkey konged"

  Shigeru Miyamoto must be...flattered.
• GLORIOUSLeader

  2011-07-26 21:30:01

  When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

  BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN BLUFFIN WITH MY MUFFIN 
• Wicked223

  2011-07-26 21:32:51

  We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year

  His pockets are big and green (something to do with money I guess) and "rocket" is apparently slang for a blunt.
• DonZabu

  2011-07-26 21:34:42 edited 2011-07-26 21:36:51

  ^ That's almost as convoluted as when Jay-Z said he was paying Dwayne Wade, and by that he meant he bought cocaine for less money than Young Jeezy.
• GLORIOUSLeader

  2011-07-26 21:45:17

  When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT

  Yeah, my momma gave birth to a 10-pound, 6-ounce dream
  (Dream dream dream dream dream)
  And God said, look for the burnin bush, now I turned to weed
  So I jumped in my shell when I saw my momma burnin trees (hey)
  Hard white, I, trickle nickel bags
  Ice cold true shit; in the booth with blue lips
  On your grave like a tulip, in the bar like a pool stick
  8-0-8 Toomp shit, Magic Mike, poof bitch!
  Ain't nowhere to rest, nowhere for you to sit
  I stole your couch and I took your truck to move it with
  Sofa, any one of you wanna get to' up?
  I'm a tattoo, Kodak you, close up
  Ain't no UFO, no, Yela's a supernova (WOOF!)
  Dogs are barkin as soon as that trooper roll up (WOOF!)
  30 at 6, momma don't gotta load up
  Cause I'm from the varsity of maybe hardly and RC Cola

  
  

  Party in poverty with people like, "Yeah you're famous, so what? "
  I bet you can't hitch that semi up to this tow truck
  Rich with a hundred dollars, soul like a batch of collards
  Yeah I'm pale but I'll impale you with an Impala
  Roll with pimp scholars, +ATLiens+
  A-L-A-B-A-M-A agains, come and check my weight again
  Baby I know I ain't that crazy, the scale says heavy
  Must be my dick the way bitches been hangin on it lately
  

  
  

  I love the song and artist, but I have no idea what about a quarter of this means.
• Chagen

  2011-07-26 21:47:40

  [tɕagɛn]

  I don't know what half of Fall Out Boy's lyrics mean as well, but that doesn't stop them from being pretty cool.

  
  

  (The metaphor laden lyrics got worse as time went on though)
• The_Edge

  2011-07-27 07:37:20

  Mr. The Edge goes to Washington

  There was a car commerial a few years ago that used The Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" and featured very drivers and passengers singing or trying to sing along. It just kinda pissed me off a little because the girls trying to sing along were just "singing" the beat and then laughed because the song is "One Week". Anyone who hear that song knows about the fast paced lyrics. This simply caused me to rage at the TV "Fucking bitches! Just listen to the goddamn song if you don't know it!" Of course, I was screaming at the television and was stupid for doing so.