You're a firework

Bob · 2011-02-15 00:21:32

And by my calculations, you have about five seconds to live.

My condolences. Now get the hell out of my office, I just washed my medical equipment and I'm damn sure not doing it again tonight.

Central Avenue · 2011-02-15 00:21:58

Inb4 MyFireworksDoesYours

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 00:29:36

I love that song. When the preppy girls at school say mean things to me and I want to go to my room and cut myself, I listen to that song. Just to give you a fair warning, I'm going to start singing it in my next post.

Bob · 2011-02-15 00:30:42

Not if I start first!

BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK!

Bob · 2011-02-15 00:31:04

COME ON SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU'RE WORTH!

Bob · 2011-02-15 00:31:36

MAKE 'EM GO "OH OH OH"

AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY, SKY, SKY!

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 00:32:23

MAKE 'EM GO OH, OH, OH, AS YOU LEAP ACROSS THE SK... How the hell does "sky" rhyme with "oh" anyway?

Edit: Damn you child.

Bob · 2011-02-15 00:32:27

Alright, go ahead and sing. I'm sick of this song already.

^It's pop. Everything rhymes with everything.

DonZabu · 2011-02-15 00:35:58

No where near as motivating as this:

randomtropeloser · 2011-02-15 00:37:02

If I genuinely want to be motivated, I listen to something by Anamanaguchi.

Bob · 2011-02-15 00:39:36

Please, how can you tell me this isn't inspiring?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui9C5KOmnAc

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 00:43:30

You're a firework, Dedede.

You've got powder, in, your smile!

You've got all the wrath of Phantom rockets but only half the style,
Dededeeeee-ee!

You'd even go off if I lit a match behind you!

Super Lazuli · 2011-02-15 15:39:23

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 15:50:03

Yer a FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYARRRRRWEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRK

DE DU DA LA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ABSURD

IM GONNA FAKE IT

OHHHH OHHH OHHH OHHH!!

Myrmidon · 2011-02-15 15:54:58

I hate that Katy Perry keeps releasing songs I like.

I also hate that I find her extremely sexually attractive.

Why can't I hate her in peace, like Ke$ha?

Super Lazuli · 2011-02-15 16:02:45

Because as much as you'd like to not be, you're a person. With hormones and junk.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 16:06:54

Alternate version:

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 18:58:11

Ke$ha is the hot kind of trashy, Katy Perry's face bugs me but here music is awesome, and Lady Gaga is fun.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 20:47:32

Lady Gaga is a professional troll.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 20:49:26

No, Ke$ha is.

She's the one who sung "Tik Tok" and got it popular although the lyrics were far more meaningless than any of Katy Perry's.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 22:05:42

Uh, Lady Gaga is most definitely a professional troll. Someone who admits on camera to doing things just to grab people's attention and to make the press pay selective attention to different parts of her persona is most definitely a professional troll.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 22:06:59

No, Ke$ha is. Somebody who intentionally asks for bad song lyrics and lies about her singing background to get press coverage is more of a troll than somebody who uses vague backstory to do so.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 22:10:20

Fine, they're both trolls.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 22:13:06

Yay

DonZabu · 2011-02-15 23:02:35

Would you two just kiss already?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 23:05:29

Tnophelia · 2011-02-15 23:08:14

-moves closer to GMH-

...glenn..I...

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-15 23:46:22

Have a 4 strength 4 stam leather belt?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-16 00:20:00

-kisses GMH-

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-16 02:03:02

Howdy, Stranger!

Categories

You're a firework

Comments