So my girlfriend found out I was a pedophile today...

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 23:10:07

She found out about it when I got back from work. I was struck in awe and confused, and I didn't know what to tell her either. She didn't want me anywhere near her at all, she just turned her head away and cried. I tried to reach out to her but she screamed and tried to get away from me. I knew if she left she would go to the cops, so I had to make sure she didn't leave. Thankfully though, I could walk faster than she could crawl, so I picked her back up and put her in her playpen. Silly girl.

Vorpy · 2011-08-12 23:10:14

da fuck brah

ninjaclown · 2011-08-12 23:11:08

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 23:11:35

Oh god Vorpy! Oh.... This is the second time you've freaked me out.

inkblot · 2011-08-12 23:22:55

7/10

evilneko · 2011-08-12 23:35:45

Bob · 2011-08-12 23:36:57

Stop pretending you don't also like little girls, neko.

Central Avenue · 2011-08-12 23:37:50

Saw it coming.

ninjaclown · 2011-08-12 23:38:26

That's it Vorpy, we're breaking up, I want my ~~records~~ crates back.

Malkavian · 2011-08-12 23:41:01

evilneko · 2011-08-12 23:46:08

vacasama · 2011-08-12 23:46:48

Weeboo!

Bob · 2011-08-12 23:50:21

Eh, three years, five years, seven years, what's the damn difference?

Paedo.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 23:53:01

I swear I didn't know she was three!

I thought she was five.

evilneko · 2011-08-12 23:57:10

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 23:57:54

aww I could just eat her up!

Bob · 2011-08-12 23:58:08

Cut that paedoshit out right now.

...Please.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-12 23:58:48

Right away Bob.

Bob · 2011-08-12 23:59:57

I wasn't talking to you. No one cares what you do. lolkidding. Maybe. Maybe not.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:00:38

;_;

Counterclock · 2011-08-13 00:01:39

Are we talking about Peta? what's all this talk about the Peta-Files?

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:02:03

>Bob

>being a neuter

laughlaughpatheticulose.avi

evilneko · 2011-08-13 00:04:11

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:04:58

^^Mama, help, those bad men stole my balls and I want them back! Please help me mama! ;_;

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:05:47

I should have know you had balls at one point.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:07:21

My genitals are not, have never been and never will be any of your damn business, Tnu.

Nova · 2011-08-13 00:07:46

Evilneko, cut it out.

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:07:59

There's no need ot be hostile I really have litte interest. genitalia is crepey anyway.

Bob · 2011-08-13 00:08:35

I am not hostile. Anyone who says otherwise is a fucking bitch, I AM NOT HOSTILE.

Vorpy · 2011-08-13 00:09:16

Hey how about we leave evilneko alone, because this thread is about pedophilia so this should be okay

^ We need to sync our BSoUH so we can know when not to come online and stuffs

Tnu1138 · 2011-08-13 00:09:25

Right sorry Bob. I hope you're not upset wiht me.

Howdy, Stranger!

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