I want to sleep but I don't want to sleep yet I should sleep yet I won't sleep

Icalasari · 2011-02-23 07:19:15

Bloody colourful displays getting my attention!

I swear, the internet's real purpose is to keep those with ADHD from going anywhere near other people

Miya · 2011-02-23 07:20:52

Wanna sleep but can't?

Fap. My one catch-all solution for male insomniacs.

Icalasari · 2011-02-23 07:21:53

I can't. My bed isn't made (Never been able to fap right. I need to hump something for it to work)

Miya · 2011-02-23 07:23:58

Don't you own a dakimakura or anything like that?

Icalasari · 2011-02-23 07:38:50

dakimakura?

EDIT: Body pillows? I have one

Trash_Vortex · 2011-02-23 12:22:32

^^^^ It doesn't work for everyone.

^ what

Icalasari · 2011-02-23 15:13:14

^ Who?

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 15:22:38

(Never been able to fap right. I need to hump something for it to work)

Ok, so that's not just me, then.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-02-23 16:05:20

I don't have to, but I prefer it.

Anonus · 2011-02-23 17:46:36

eurgh

Bob · 2011-02-23 20:39:50

So, is this IJBM's equivalent of Fetishes now?

Anonus · 2011-02-23 20:40:58

No, it's just the TMI zone. wherein I learn other me's jerk-off routine against my will

Bob · 2011-02-23 20:41:54

Aww. :C

Central Avenue · 2011-02-23 20:42:23

Why do I get the feeling that my TMI squicked Anonus more than anyone else's?

Bob · 2011-02-23 20:44:11

Iunno, but I always imagined you two as conjoined twins sharing one body, so that may have something to do with it. Or not.

Aaaaaaaaand there's my TMI.

Anonus · 2011-02-23 22:35:56

^^Because it did.

Icalasari · 2011-02-24 01:28:55

Trust me, I can ramp up the TMI enough to make everything else said so far seem perfectly acceptable to talk about

Anonus · 2011-02-24 01:42:08

You strike me as TMI-incarnate anyway.

Bob · 2011-02-24 03:57:49

Hey, so can I, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

Tnophelia · 2011-02-24 18:06:54

Your mother is TMI incarnate.

Icalasari · 2011-02-25 02:25:46

Who's TMI Incarnate?

Anonus · 2011-02-25 02:26:36

You, at least at one time.

Though that seems to have passed.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-25 02:39:13

Tu Madre Incarnata?

Icalasari · 2011-02-25 18:27:53

Anonus: What, so being able to bend enough to lick ones own penis and knowing that from experience isn't enough to be TMI incarnate?

Tnophelia · 2011-02-25 18:29:46

Who is John Galt?

glennmagusharvey · 2011-02-25 19:21:07

Ayn Rand's bitch.

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