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Hitler

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-09-18 20:17:18 in IJBM meta
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
He's kind of a dick. Plus he wants to commit genocide on my people. Surely this warrants a ban?

Comments

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You sure you're not biased?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Biased towards not being flame-broiled, yes.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Surely this warrants a ban?

    Genocide is not against the rules >_>
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Hence why I managed to get away with killing all the cats one day.

    Poor cygan. Was dead for a day. She's OK, now, though.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Wait, genocide ISN'T against the rules!?

    Excuse me. Going to go genocide sock puppets

    HAND puppets shall rule!
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Malk, you're Jewish/a Gypsie/disabled/a socialist/gay? Huh...Yeah Hitler's a gosh darned cunt.
  • NightwireNightwire
    Is child abuse against the rule? Because I think Mojo Jojo does it a lot.
  • MojoJojoMojoJojo
    edited 2011-09-19 03:21:19
    Is child abuse against the rule?

    So is animal abuse.

    (On that note, I'm going to sleep. It's-jesus, 2 A.M and I have school tomorrow/today)
  • NightwireNightwire
    Beating an monkey up after it tried to take over the world is not animal abuse. I think.
  • GLaDOSGLaDOS

    It would be animal abuse if it weren't for the fact that MojoJojo is a creature that lacks even the most basic of survival instincts

     

    In a way, It's more like pleasent euthanisia for the poor creature

  • MojoJojoMojoJojo
    What's euthanisia?

    Ha! I have called you out on this grammatical error! I have pointed out this fallacy in your English! I have nitpicked at your grammatical flaws! 
  • GLaDOSGLaDOS
    Congratulations, you passed my first simple test, recognizing letters that don't belong where they should be



    I must say, for most children, this is the test they're most likely to pass, as such, cause for celebration isn't necessary



    considering who actually managed to pass the test though, It really does look like a step in the right direction
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Poor cygan. Was dead for a day. She's OK, now, though.

    Vengeance is also not against the rules.
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE
    Wait, genocide isn't a banworthy offense? The fuck were you people smoking when you wrote the rules?

    Of course, you should bear in mind that I haven't attempted any genocidal efforts while being a member of this site, so even if genocide was against the rules I still wouldn't be breaking them.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Wait, genocide isn't a banworthy offense? The fuck were you people smoking when you wrote the rules?

    We were thinking of how difficult it is to commit genocide on an internet forum.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    but it is possible. Look at what happened to you

    Also, vengeance against vengeance is not against the rules.

    come at me, sis.
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-09-19 10:04:27
    HEIL MEEEEE
    We were thinking of how difficult it is to commit genocide on an internet forum.

    It probably wouldn't be that difficult to use a forum to plot genocide, though, would it? Although, forum genocide might be possible... like, I became the admin, started forcing Jewish users to post in one specific thread/subforum/whatever, then gradually banned them all for being genetically inferior or some shit like that.
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    The one good thing about Hitler:

    He eats sugar.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    The one bad thing about sugar: Diabetes.
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-09-19 10:08:24
    HEIL MEEEEE
    ^ You forgot about its tendency to rot people's teeth, as well as its tendency to give people headaches if they eat too much of it.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    First one you can deal with, second one I've never heard of.
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    edited 2011-09-19 10:19:49
    HEIL MEEEEE
    First one isn't too much of a problem, I can agree with that. But the headaches, well, that's a major issue I have with sugar. There have been many times over the course of my life where I've been depressed, and needed to consume a metric fuckload of chocolate (possibly other sugary things too, but chocolate is the best sugary thing) in order to feel better... except I'd get a sugar rush in the process, and subsequently a massive headache. And that massive headache would make me feel even more depressed, because it would send me the message that trying to make myself less miserable will only result in even more misery.

    WOE IS MEEEEE

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