The lack of hero sockpuppets

Comments

• Waltzy

  2011-09-19 13:29:23 edited 2011-09-19 13:29:39

  But Link can't talk! < /nerdrage
  
  Just kidding, I know he at least has those dialogue options.
  
• ClockworkUniverse

  2011-09-19 13:30:44 edited 2011-09-19 13:31:08

  OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

  -checks the dashboard-

  
  

  We have a Link. He just hasn't posted yet.

  
  

  And Link does talk in Wind Waker.
• GenericSuperVillain

  2011-09-19 13:30:50

  They aren't here because they are AFRAID of me, of course!
  
  ...Why do I sound like a cross between Dr Wily and the Green Goblin from Spiderman The Animated Series?
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-19 13:31:14 edited 2011-09-19 13:31:47

  HEIL MEEEEE

  no Link
  
  Ahem.
  
  Ninja'd.
  
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 13:31:38 edited 2011-09-19 13:31:51

  No rainbow star

  ^^^^ Child Link can
  
  ^^^ Not sure if that is laziness or pure genius
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-19 13:51:12

  HEIL MEEEEE

  In all honesty, I think the presence of all the supervillains is driving away a lot of potential users. Some guys who see the site for the first time might be interested at first ("A site dedicated to complaining about pointless shit? Sign me up, dude!"), but run away when they're faced with all the dumb retarded villain shit.
  
  
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 13:53:26

  No rainbow star

  ...Says Adolf Hitler
• GLaDOS

  2011-09-19 13:56:34

  The term used to describe hero is outdated and quite honestly offensive in most cases
  
  
  
  you think the people the op described are heroes?
• captainbrass

  2011-09-19 14:00:27

  Tina Turner reckons "We Don't Need Another Hero" and who am I to disagree with her?
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-19 14:00:28 edited 2011-09-19 14:00:55

  HEIL MEEEEE

  ^^^ I'm not a supervillain. And even if I was, I'm not part of the problem - I was around long before all these copycats were.
  
• PoliceMan

  2011-09-19 14:01:11

  You don't need superhero around here. As long as real life every day heroes like me exist!

  
  

  
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 14:05:31 edited 2011-09-19 14:10:20

  No rainbow star

  ^ Didn't limit it to super heroes
  
  So far:
  
  Evil:
  Adolf Hitler
  GLaDOS
  GenericSuperVillain
  Kefka
  Lex Luthor
  Mojo Jojo
  Robotnik
  One or two others I can't remember for some reason
  
  Good:
  Link (Doesn't Post)
  Pikachu (Questionable)
  PoliceMan
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-19 14:08:38

  HEIL MEEEEE

  Evil team is shit apart from me and Lex Luthor.
  
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 14:11:37

  No rainbow star

  ^ Does it matter? All that opposes you is a mute AWOL Hylian, an electric rat, and a normal police officer
  
  Also GLaDOS >>>>> You and Lex combined
• ObiJuanKenobi

  2011-09-19 14:36:58

  The light side of the force shall prevail.
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 14:41:42

  No rainbow star

  ...That pun... Why would anyJuan make it?
• Waltzy

  2011-09-19 14:42:05

  It takes juan to know juan.
  
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 14:50:10

  No rainbow star

  Oh, so you Juant to play THAT game, do you?
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-19 14:53:07

  HEIL MEEEEE

  Also GLaDOS >>>>> You and Lex combined
  
  hahaareyoufuckingserious.jpg
  
• Malkavian

  2011-09-19 14:56:54

  MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!

  People will be these puns Juann-til the end of time.
  
• Icalasari

  2011-09-19 14:57:14 edited 2011-09-19 14:57:22

  No rainbow star

  ^^ Yes I am. She just has the small issue of immobility to overcome. Once that problem is solved, she could easily destroy all of you
• nohaynicklibre

  2011-09-19 15:14:53

  Kichigai birthday!!

  As long as they are within Aperture Science and don't carry around an idiot ball.
  
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-20 03:06:10

  HEIL MEEEEE

  Yes I am.
  
  hahayoureallyareseriouswhatamoron.jpg
  
• MojoJojo

  2011-09-20 08:17:22

  ^^^ Butt-kisser.
• Icalasari

  2011-09-20 08:21:25 edited 2011-09-20 08:21:31

  No rainbow star

  ^ Idiot who can't beat three little girls
• MojoJojo

  2011-09-20 08:24:42

  ^ Butt-kisser.
• AdolfHitler

  2011-09-20 08:36:41

  HEIL MEEEEE

  ^ Idiot who can't beat three little girls.
  
• MojoJojo

  2011-09-20 08:40:02 edited 2011-09-20 08:40:47

  ^ Bah! I, Mojo Jojo, shall not be childish! I will handle this maturely and in a mature manner that befits my level of maturity, which is high! High! Not low! And the mature manner in which I, Mojo Jojo, shall manhandle this situation, is through PLASMA RAYS and GIANT ROBOTS (the manner in which I shall deal, dispose, do away with you maturely, that is)