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Why would Santa go down the chimney?
It doesn't make much sense. Isn't there a risk of being set on fire?
Why not just try the door? =/
Why not just try the door? =/
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Except a lot of homes don't have chimneys he can go down
So how!?
...Now I want to do the Twelve Days of Logic where I look at twelve impossibilities of Santa, one for each day
Y/N?
Also he's fat. How does he fit down a chimney? :<
Answer: Magic.
It made more sense in the days when every house needed a (working) chimney, and plenty of them were big enough for people to climb up - think of the chimney sweeps.
Also, a lot of the modern idea of Santa is basically the 19th/early 20th century American idea, and apparently he comes down the chimney in the poem "The Night Before Christmas". That was the image that got sold by Hollywood, Coca Cola and so on.
Still calling him out on the reindeer though
They aren't just able to do anything, they're more than able to do anything. I mean, they're magical and quantum.
Not only would it be faster, it would be awesome as well
Santa himself is a magical quantum creature as well.
He can in fact be in different places at the same time, as long as you're not looking.