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Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

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  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    Ugh, how revolting.

    Seriously, is that white patch on its thorax fur?
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-05-18 22:02:37
    Has friends besides tanks now
    -searches "spider"-

    oh dear god why did i do that

    speaking of . . .

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-18 22:02:43

    Do NOT Google Image search "vagina". I will not make that mistake a second time.

    Also, that fly picture looks downright innocuous compared to the stuff I've been hear-WHAT THE HELL IS IT RESTING ON AND WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE HORRIBLE PUS-LIKE ABERRATION NEAR ITS TAIL?

  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    I always think botflies themselves look worryingly cute, though their larvae most certainly don't.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    edited 2011-05-18 22:04:40
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    What on it's own?

    I've just googled it, what was horrifying?

    They are cute in a snub nosed fly kinda way.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-05-18 22:05:43
    Has friends besides tanks now
    -searches "vagina"-

    Eh. That wasn't so bad. The inner-camera picture I found was a little unsettling, but that's about it.

    Want a fun time? Search "genital warts".
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Years ago when I searched, there was horrible mangled blood everywhere.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Yeah genital warts are quite nasty looking, although they also look like people forgot where to put their fried mince.

    Anyhow sleep beckons, I hope to have some sweet botfly related dreams.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    One ends up wondering how genital warts keep spreading when they're so plain to see and so gross looking that you'd have to be a blind idiot to have sex with that.
  • KomodinKomodin
    The Sonic Series Wiki Curator of TvTropes
    ... Can I ask one simple question: is this thread basically "The Nightmare Fuel Thread" now?
  • KhwarizmiKhwarizmi
    Because you never know what you might see.
    No, this is the "epic" thread.  The items posted here are those which have been deemed "epic" by those posting in this thread.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Two words.

    Blue waffles.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    What do you have against blueberry waffles?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Nothing they are so great I'm pretty sure everyone should put blue waffles into google and hit I'm feeling lucky!
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    this thread aint complete without scythemantis

    when will someone stand up for the botfly larva's rights?
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-19 11:45:47
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭


    Pffff...you guys are talking about botfly larvae like you only get ONE PER CUSTOMER.

    Try 3.


    Also:

    "Waiter, there is a botfly in my penis."

    "then you shouldn't have put your dick in the soup."
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-05-19 11:49:32
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭


    ....they are in his head. 15 botflies are in his head. dude was lying to me. :/
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I wonder what would happen if a botfly impregnated a woman. 
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ The best wank video on youtube would be born.
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