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Annoying porn site terminology

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  • GuyInWhiteGuyInWhite
    Morgan Freeman is God
    I only pay attention to the tags for searching. Once I find the images I like, I just ignore the tags since they're on the side and easy to ignore.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...why the danboorus, man? They have...like...touhous there. 

    I think my boner died so fast it went into my prostate from the thought of fapping to touhous
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    What the fuck kind of porn do you guys look at? I never find anything like that, most of the time it has the name of the person (or character) along with a very catchy name like "Scarlet Harlot of the Vermillion Sheets" or whatever.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ Sounds like late night tv softcore porn.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    You do realize that's not porn, right? I mean, they even use duct tape on their genitals so they don't touch.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-05-24 19:34:05

    >Scarlet Harlot

    -chuckle-

    Try one of the larger sites, like Youporn or XVideos.

  • BobBob
    edited 2011-05-24 19:33:17
    ^^^^I'd watch that like the eyes of an angry god.

    ...Or something.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I'm going to read the text of porn sites in Billy Mays' voice now.

    But yeah, I don't find typos particularly sexy.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Try one of the larger sites, like Youporn or XVideos.


    But, no.
  • GuyInWhiteGuyInWhite
    Morgan Freeman is God
    > ...why the danboorus, man? They have...like...touhous there.

    Because of stuff like this. (VERY, VERY, NSFW)



  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Damn it, you know my weakness. 

    that said. I can't actually be turned by animated porn. I do like Asuka and Misato and I admit that if they were real, sex would be had, but they aren't. And that alone is a boner killer. 
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    So long as we're comparing video porn to hentai (NSFW, of course):

    http://www.xvideos.com/video1083013/guy_does_two_girls_on_webcam

  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    edited 2011-05-24 20:05:24
    ^^ There's just something wrong with anime porn. It doesn't look right. Like... They're only sexy with clothes on, how does that work.

    ^ Fuck, every time there's a link marked NSFW I always feel more compelled to click.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    That's because you're a horny fucker. :P
  • wannabeotakingwannabeotaking
    Harbinger of thread and forum death
    Hmm... I was gonna make this thread eventually... Yeah, I also hate the the pornese language. I just don't get why dude in pron is a stud while a chick in the same porno is a slut. This is especially true when that porn is acted out as a noncon thing
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    What bugs me is how having sex with a black person is a fetishistic act in the same ways as anal or gangbanging.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-05-24 20:12:50
    You can change. You can.
    > pornese language

    This should be studied by linguists nationwide. 

    ^ Because big dicks/pussy/butts, I guess.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Nasty is not a sexy word.

    Neither is skank, by the way.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Skank always makes me think of 'skink'.

    Juan, aren't you doing schoolwork?
  • wannabeotakingwannabeotaking
    edited 2011-05-24 20:16:01
    Harbinger of thread and forum death
    ^^^Well, the top linguists have been trying to decipher the language for years. There has been little progress in the field.

    ^^ Agreed
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    Yeah it's racist. The porn industry really needs to be tidied the fuck up there's no denying.

    Also I don't know, I feel like clicking more out of curiosity, oh who am I kidding
  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    "WHITE SLUT GETS FUCKED BY GIANT BLACK COCK"

    Is it wrong for me to feel offended by this?
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    edited 2011-05-24 20:21:45
    ^ No, the treatment of black men as inhuman sex monsters in porn is genuinely unsettling and offensive.

    Also, note to porn directors

    1: Spitting on genitalia is not sexy. Dribbling spit is just gross.

    2: We do not need to have a douchebaggy cameraman commenting on how hot everything is.

    3: Not every scene needs to end with a cumshot
  • Trash_VortexTrash_Vortex
    edited 2011-05-24 20:21:37
    ^^ No. I agree fully.
  • AXavierBAXavierB
    Porn is best when the people in it seem to actually want each other rather than merely putting on a voyeuristic show.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Because of stuff like this. (VERY, VERY, NSFW)

    I clicked on that link expecting something else, and I got something I wasn't expecting.

    It started moving and I was like "HOLY FUCK" and clicked out of the internet and turned on all of the lights thinking there was a ghost fucking with me.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ITT: Vorpy was nearly molested by a ghost.
  • BobBob
    ""WHITE SLUT GETS FUCKED BY GIANT BLACK COCK"

    Is it wrong for me to feel offended by this?"

    I'm not White or Black, and I get offended by it.

    To answer your question, probably not yes.
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