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My dad is dragging me back to Church.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-06-25 11:48:44 in General
[tɕagɛn]
Goddammit. Your Conservative brainwaishing and indoctrination hasn't worked for years. Why continue it again. Thank god I don't have to the youth parts anymore, though. Everyone there was a bunch of brainwashed slaves to religion. I was the only one with an inkling of the outside world. And our Church is hours away and in the middle of bumfuck nowhere. I'm not kidding, it's literally across the street from a miles-long corn field.
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  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-06-25 11:49:48
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I thought you were all crazy religious.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Doesn't mean I can't hate church.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Cut his hand off then. Duh.
  • RaddRadd
    edited 2011-06-25 13:31:19
    Chagen, you confuse me.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    RUN. RUN. AS FAST AS YOU CAN. THEY'LL NOT CATCH YOU YOU'RE THE CHAGEN MAN.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    I thought you were conservative.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    Chagen doesn't make any sense. This is not news.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    This thread actually makes sense, what do you mean?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Ed: I've mellowed into a Social Liberal.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy

    Quick! Into the cornfield! That way you only have to deal with He Who Walks Behind The Rows.

  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    ^^

    o

    rly.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Augh.

    Jerking off on the Lord's Holy day feels so wrong...
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    @glennmagusharvey: I mean the part about being a devout Christian while hating going to church.
  • BeholderessBeholderess
    My sympathies.

    Seriously, this one sees no contradiction between being devotedly religious and hating conservative church doctrine. In fact, this one wishes more people were like that.

    This one would try to explain to the parents that even if they can drag one to the church, they'll get nothing but pretence that way. What do they think is better - not attend or trying to deceive God? And  that is exactly what they are forcing you to do. Seriously, even this irreligious misotheist never thought of god so low as to accept to deceive him, nor considered him so stupid as to fall for deception.
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    Is burning the whole damn place down in any way an option? /only half joking. 
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Has your father considered Clerical Fascism? or is he actually a  Laissez-faire supporter unlike many in my country who claim to be but arn't.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Chagen's desire for cultural genocide is surprising.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yay twitter thread! I love twitter threads! I would start making twitter threads but I would rather not annoy everyone by telling them about every aspect of my life that seems relevant in an attempt to talk about myself to get attention.
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    I would be very much in favour of cultural genocide if it meant wiping organised religion from the face of the  Earth.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    While we're still here, Tnu, your constant talk of politics is incredibly annoying.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    What?  i'm just trying to get a feel for just what kind of idiot Chagen's Father is and i'm assuming clerical fascist.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-06-26 11:21:18
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    hey CaptainFargle, how about no? I am pretty sure the Hinduists and Buddhists would not appreciate that.

    You could just say "I don't want insane viral christians to be allowed religious freedoms anymore"
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    Did you see me making exemptions for them? When I said Organised Religion I meant ALL of it. 
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yeah, Tnu, and you make another reference to some political viewpoint. It's annoying.

    You don't see me talking about...Some thing I talk about all the time.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    Wh atever Vivian.  I can't get it off my mind so sue me.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Did you see me making exemptions for them? When I said Organized Religion I meant ALL of it.

    Too bad that won't happen though.
  • CaptainFargleCaptainFargle
    I am aware. A man can dream though. 
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Did I say you could call me that, Tnu? Hmph.
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    So I was right?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I am aware. A man can dream though.

    -pats back- I know that feel bro

    ...

    -feels your ass-

    I know...
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